I don't fancy having to wait until Wednesday to play chess again. Anybody fancy a match? Brilliant, really, chess ( Read more... )

Right, you disgusting little oiks ( Read more... )

If I have to do one more sodding trust fall, I'm going to stab someone in the eye.

This morning I awoke to find a CLOTHES HANGER sticking out of my left nostril ( Read more... )

I've been here two days and my socks have already gone missing.

Welcome back, Boot.

( MY SCHEDULE! )

I don't much like physical exertion. It displeases Cecilia if I'm not able to tune her every night.

Mam said I had to get out of the house this summer and I've been banned from the Killarney Toastmasters and the School of Ballet and the Majorettes and the Killarney Bridge Club and the Midnight Theatre Group and the Irish Countrywoman's Association and they refused to let me into the Girl Guides and I was about to join the Kerry Deer Society but ( Read more... )

Someone please tell me this summer program thing isn't going to be just me and a bunch of third years.