My! A beard- it's so sudden, and yet already I feel so powerful! This really must have been the source of Van's power. It's truly remarkable, what beards can do. Anise really understands these sort of things, doesn't she ( Read more... )

Are you fair citizens tired of leaving your work half-done? Perhaps you require a scapecoat for those sticky situations? Or just someone to mock when you're feeling down?

We have the perfect product for you!

Introducing: Luke Fon Fabre!

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Asch? Asch, I'd- I'd really like to speak with you privately. Perhaps if we could meet... Even talking over this thing would do. I'd just like to ask you something.

Oh, don't be worried, it isn't anything too terrible!

At least, I hope it isn't.In any case, I do hope that everyone's done well on their exams. With a bit of studying, anyone can ( Read more... )

Oh, how fortunate I am with my current living circumstances. My, I just don't know what to do with all these men.

Tear, Anise - please don't assume I've forgotten either of you either.

Dears. If any of you wish for a pleasant evening, please do come visit me in my bedroom. If not- I do love a game of chase.

[ooc | LOL LUST.]

Well, this is a strange curse. My voice has become deeper, it seems, and I've become taller. Also, my clothes don't-

Oh-

Oh!

What in the world?!

[Loud, manly shriek]

This is so- so shameful! I'm certain I own a pair of trousers somewhere. Ooh, but will they even fit is the question.

Well, this is unacceptable! Where's Luke? He should be studying right now! The servants better have a good eye on him.

He's been through so much, after all.

This is Natalia Luzu Kimlasca Lanvaldear, princess of the Kingdom of Kimlasca! I order you all to-

Oh no- Have I been kidnapped as well?!

Help! Somebody help me!

[Shouuuuuting/screaming ( Read more... )

Dear City,

Thank you dearly for returning my Asch to me, even for a day. I truly appreciate the thought. Even you, too, are kind, are you not? I supposed you are not often thanked, either, so I must recognize the one small act of kindness ( Read more... )

I'm the one who destroyed Akzeriuth.

It was I who killed all those innocents. My people should be ashamed of me - to think, a Princess who could not save even a small mining city.

Er- I- what?

[ooc: Lol, she didn't. But- indirectly, she could have done things to prevent it from happening, in a way~]

[SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK]

What is the meaning of this?! What a horrible curse! Awful!

How am I to eat with my hands like this? Serve my customers? Honestly, the deities haven't a clue about practicality, do they? The nerve!

Some people need a lesson on how to treat a princess their subjects!

[ooc | Ranting and raving ( Read more... )

Master Luke -- how may I serve you, today? It seems we have moved locations...? I assume we have done so to prevent another future kidnapping.

It is no matter. Though I cannot cook and the cook is not present, I would be glad to make reservations or pick up food at the nearest grocer ( Read more... )