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[impaledcorpse]

Quotable Quotes from Dad, Vol 1

Dad: "You know how you can tell you're in love?"
Me: (thinking "oh god, oh god,") "No, Dad"
Dad: "When she makes you a meatloaf for dinner, and then that night after you're done fucking her ass off, she goes downstairs and makes you a cold meatloaf sandwich with ketchup."
Me: "Thanks Dad, I'll remember that."

Comments

love me!!!!

[meeliketmntsuop]

are you hinting towards something derek?
cause i'll feed you meatloaf all day and all night for the rest of you life if thats what it takes.

Re: love me!!!!

[impaledcorpse]

LOL. umm, maybe.

[vic_hates_you]

aaw, why can't he be my dad?

happy new year derek.

[impaledcorpse]

cuz he's a guinea :P

happy new year.

<3

[shevvolf]

that IS love. derek..make me a meatloaf sandwich with ketchup... mmm

Re: <3

[impaledcorpse]

coming right up :D <3

[frannys_feat]

I hope he's not talking about your actual mother there, in that case...sick.

[impaledcorpse]

nooo.

[psychlgclmishap]

Haha. Your Dad must REALLY like meatloaf.