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[impaledcorpse]

Quotable Quotes from Dad, Vol 1

Dad: "You know how you can tell you're in love?"
Me: (thinking "oh god, oh god,") "No, Dad"
Dad: "When she makes you a meatloaf for dinner, and then that night after you're done fucking her ass off, she goes downstairs and makes you a cold meatloaf sandwich with ketchup."
Me: "Thanks Dad, I'll remember that."

Comments

[kingnuthing]

LMFAO!!! Does he say shit like this all the time?

[impaledcorpse]

Kind of. Most of the time they're just stupid.

[valkyrie1488]

Holy shit. If my father ever divulged that kind of information to me I would cry. Then again, my Dad is kind of a misogynist.

[impaledcorpse]

hmm, i'll be sure to tell him that.

[whyarentyoudead]

hahaha very nice!

Have a sloppy new year Derek!

[drewcordeiro]

OK, a sloppy new year is the best type of new year.

[impaledcorpse]

i will agree.

[ozzyeatbats]

hahaha. thats fucking hilarious.