REMUS/SIRIUS LOVE POST

[imochan]

HAI GAIS.  Okay, so yeats and I are having a fucking amazingface, pathetichead conversation right now that could have happened about 5 years ago, back when Remus/Sirius fandom was experiencing a bit of a "heyday", and everything was still relatively hunky-dory, and like, stuff was still REALLY ANGSTY AND SHIT but at least NOBODY WAS DEAD OR STRAIGHT YET

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[remusorder]

rrrrrrrrrrawwr!

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stop that

you are not a cat

(ps. how YOU doin'?)

[siriusorder]

Oi, hallo, are you chatting him up? Are you aware of the fact that this is a lad with issues?

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hello to you too. are you aware that butting into people's conversations is rude?

....

sooo. come here often?

[siriusorder]

Of course I'm aware, love. I've spent two decades perfecting it.

WHERE THE LUPIN GOES, I SHALL FOLLOW.

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that sounds vaguely stalkerish. are you sure the other guy is the one with the issues?

[siriusorder]

We've all got issues. Mine are charming. His are just a little. You know.

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a little you know??

ummmm yes well i might have to rethink that after all.

[siriusorder]

I do not know if your you know is the same as my you know, but of course he's a good bloke, just sort of boring what with all his books and his sort of no no no Sirius if you touch that something will blow up, and then his going ahead and blowing it up anyway behind our backs, that sort of thing.

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i don't think it is.

but anyway his issues sound more charming than yours.

[siriusorder]

It probably isn't, ha ha.

I suppose that depends on your definition of charming.

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i think your definition of charming might be in conflict with the rest of the world's.

where did he go off to, anyway? think we scared him away?

[siriusorder]

Sometimes I like to think so. But there's actually very little that scares him, you know, which isn't very charming at all.

He's got it into his head that he needs to work for a living. And he's left me cold eggs in the kitchen. I mean, how does one navigate something like that? Do you know what to do with cold eggs? On principle, I mean.

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He's got it into his head that he needs to work for a living

most people do.

as for the eggs, i've been thinking about it, but all my answers come down to the same thing: eating them anyway. after all, he could have left you no eggs at all.

[siriusorder]

Most people are not Remus J. Lupin. Most people would - to quote - have left me no eggs at all.

He is certainly not no eggs.

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is that a good thing or a bad thing?