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[imnotamommasboy]

....I have reports to write, SOLDIERS to scare, and people to fire. Where the hell am I?

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[blackrangerboi]

I don't know where you are, but I know where you can be~

[imnotamommasboy]

In my office, yelling at cadets?

[blackrangerboi]

In your office, having the best time of your life.

[imnotamommasboy]

Reports aren't fun.

[topsoldier_zack]

...Seph?

[imnotamommasboy]

Fair. What on earth would possess you to paint my office pink.

[topsoldier_zack]

Wait a minute! Don't put the blame on me, I didn't touch your office!

[imnotamommasboy]

Who else would have enough malfunctioning neurons to repaint my office?

[tidbits_and_tea]

I was going to say hello, but perhaps this is a bad time.

[imnotamommasboy]

...............Sorry. I just haven't had my coffee.

[tidbits_and_tea]

It's alright. Confusing things are happening, and that usually has an adverse effect on the psyche~

[imnotamommasboy]

There's nothing wrong with my psyche.

[imnotamommasboy]

Not really. Angeal would be in uniform though.

[sonotzack]

You're in your office, General sir! And I'm trying desperately to get you your coffee if you'd just...argh!

[imnotamommasboy]

No, I'm in somebody's house. And I'd only be in my office if I wanted my eyes seared off by the sheer pinkness of it.

...if I would what?

[sonotzack]

Wow. That sucks, sir. Do you know who did it?

...I'm sorry, sir. If you would please be patient. It seems I've been detained and Commander Squall is refusing to release me. I-I'll be back soon, sir.

[imnotamommasboy]

Fair.

......Commander Squall kidnapped you? Who the hell is that?