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[imnotamommasboy]

....I have reports to write, SOLDIERS to scare, and people to fire. Where the hell am I?

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[sonotzack]

You're in your office, General sir! And I'm trying desperately to get you your coffee if you'd just...argh!

[imnotamommasboy]

No, I'm in somebody's house. And I'd only be in my office if I wanted my eyes seared off by the sheer pinkness of it.

...if I would what?

[sonotzack]

Wow. That sucks, sir. Do you know who did it?

...I'm sorry, sir. If you would please be patient. It seems I've been detained and Commander Squall is refusing to release me. I-I'll be back soon, sir.

[imnotamommasboy]

Fair.

......Commander Squall kidnapped you? Who the hell is that?

[sonotzack]

Oh no, sir. Zack wouldn't do that. He's not that suicidal. I think.

...You don't know who he is, sir? He says he's a Commander! *off screen flails*

[imnotamommasboy]

Stupidity and suicidal tendencies are synonymous.

Never heard of him. I never realized that naming your children after meteorological phenomenon was so popular though.

[sonotzack]

So is courage, sir.

Not that I would ever call you stupid or suicidal, sir! I wouldn't, sir! Ever! Not even if you deserved it, sir. Because you're our general.

It's...not, General. I think it's a hick solidarity thing.

[imnotamommasboy]

....You're babbling, Strife.

So this Squall kidnaps you for the sake of solidarity?

[sonotzack]

Shutting up now, sir.

Um. I don't think so. He mentioned something about keeping me away from you, sir, but I think he just doesn't want you to get your daily dose of coffee. I told him you were liable to maim something if you didn't get it, but he didn't seem to believe me.