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[imnotamommasboy]

Hello. My name is Sephiroth. You may remember me from such films as “Advent Chilluns” or “Bishies Gone Wild.” Unfortunately, we’re not here to discuss those fun times. Instead, I’m here to introduce you to the wonders of Jenovaism.

Let me rephrase that.

You have two choices:

A. Submit to Mother and die painlessly.

Or

B. Refuse and die. Horribly.

Get

Comments

[topsoldier_zack]

I choose neither! Who would want to submit to a bastard and momma's boy like you Sephiroth!

[moefangurl]

OF COURSE NONE OF THOSE!!! YOU'D RATHER SERVE AS THE HIGH PRIEST'S CONCUBINE!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

MOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MOEMOEMOEMOE~!!!!

[havefanwilltrav]

High priest's Concubine?
*looks at robes*
Eep. . .

[moefangurl]

IN YOUR CASE SANZO-SAMA, YOU HAVE THREE!!!

[cool_vamp]

I'm not a mortal, and I'm already dead...sort of.

And my mother is more frightening that any other on the planet...except maybe Andy.

[imnotamommasboy]

.....

Don't make such a preposterous claim until you've actually met my mother.

.....

*shivers*

[nightshademiko]

Kindly take your pamphlets ultimatums elsewhere, Sephiroth-san, or I will not bake you welcome cookies. That's a promise.

[imnotamommasboy]

Ha! My Mother bakes me cookies every Wednesday. I don't need you.

[nightshademiko]

It was a euphemism, love. You may be powerful but I am immortal, and I am very protective of those I care for. Threatening them does not sit well with me.

[imnotamommasboy]

Those weren't threats. They were promises. :)

(OOC: *munching on a cookie*)

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

you shouldnt threaten to make my sister run around so much. be nice to her!!!

[imnotamommasboy]

...Sister? What sister?

And regarding your demand: I am physically incapable of "being nice."

Got it?

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

my sister.

[imnotamommasboy]

Hn. Then she had better get ready for some exercise.

((ooc: Sorry. What fandom is this? o___o))

[akurmomlastnite]

I will not submit. It will be most entertaining to see you both roasted on the same pike.

[imnotamommasboy]

....a most worthy opponent.

Would you like to work with me to bring these miserable serfs under our joint control?

[akurmomlastnite]

Hm. You show wisdom in courting my partnership.

And your sword is mighty, as is your wielding of magic. Indeed. Let us work together and conquer all. We shall forge an empire.