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[imnotamommasboy]

Hello. My name is Sephiroth. You may remember me from such films as “Advent Chilluns” or “Bishies Gone Wild.” Unfortunately, we’re not here to discuss those fun times. Instead, I’m here to introduce you to the wonders of Jenovaism.

Let me rephrase that.

You have two choices:

A. Submit to Mother and die painlessly.

Or

B. Refuse and die. Horribly.

Get

Comments

[topsoldier_zack]

I choose neither! Who would want to submit to a bastard and momma's boy like you Sephiroth!

[moefangurl]

OF COURSE NONE OF THOSE!!! YOU'D RATHER SERVE AS THE HIGH PRIEST'S CONCUBINE!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

MOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MOEMOEMOEMOE~!!!!

[havefanwilltrav]

High priest's Concubine?
*looks at robes*
Eep. . .

[moefangurl]

IN YOUR CASE SANZO-SAMA, YOU HAVE THREE!!!

[havefanwilltrav]

HEY!!! I'M NOT "WITH" THEM YOU DIRTY DIRTY GIRL

THEY ARE JUST MY TRAVELING COMPANIONS!!! THATS IT!!!

[topsoldier_zack]

It seems this girl is annoying you as much as she's annoying me...she just won't leeeave...

[moefangurl]

SO YOU SAY!!! BUT THE FANS [AND YOUR CREATOR!] KNOW OTHERWISE!

OH HO HO HO~!

[havefanwilltrav]

WHAT THE FANS THINK IS NOT TRUE>!!!!

[moefangurl]

...

YOU COULD NEVER BE MORE WRONG!!!!

[topsoldier_zack]

Will you just SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

[moefangurl]

NOT UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOUR DESTINY!!!

[topsoldier_zack]

My destiny and YOUR idea of it are completely different...

[moefangurl]

MY IDEA OF YOUR DESTINY IS TRUTH DECIDED BY YOUR FANDOM!

OH HO HO HO!!!

[topsoldier_zack]

What you're saying isn't truth!

[imnotamommasboy]

Zack. Take this from me. Man to man woman.

Fangirls. Know. No. Logic.

[topsoldier_zack]

Who do you think you're callin a woman!