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[immortaltwat]

[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get

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[dulcisnuntius]

Really? I found that one kind of freaky.

[immortaltwat]

Freaky? It's pretty much the hottest thing I've seen all day.

[dulcisnuntius]

[Dulcie walks over and pretty much drapes herself all over Nathan's lap.]

Reaaaaaaaaaaally?

I thought the bathroom stall one was way sexier.

[immortaltwat]

Nah. That one was boring. I do that all the time.

[Which... probably isn't the answer she was fishing for. But at least he's smart enough to wrap his arms around her, one of his hands sneaking up to slide under her top.]

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[immortaltwat]

You didn't see the guy she was banging. I'd be a serious upgrade.

Why do you care, anyway? Are you double jointed?

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[immortaltwat]

Oh, I'll find out. You can't be that stingy around everybody.

video; NSFW, just to be safe for those reading

[ruthless_hunter]

I saw that one. I can raise it one better.

[Brings up a seperate video to one half of the screen, one of Lockdown's pale, muscular holoform nude - but with a leg obscuring the twig and berries - and lounging in a suggestive pose while doing stuff with an ice cube. Yes, he did shoot that himself.]

aaaaaaaaudio; he did not need to see that

[immortaltwat]

Fuck! Jesus Christ. Are you still kidding yourself to think I fancy you, or something?

audio; sorry, he couldn't resist

[ruthless_hunter]

Maybe I just like seein' you squirm.

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[immortaltwat]

Well, you're not seeing me do anything. Especially not that.

Jesus. I feel like I need to shoot myself just to get rid of that image.

[eiremagic]

[The video is just of this face]

[immortaltwat]

Look. If this is about your couch, I promise it's clean.

[eiremagic]

It's not about the bloody couch. Frankie and I don' even sit on it anymore.

[immortaltwat]

What is it, then? It's not as if I've ever kept my wanking a secret, or anything.

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[withloadedguns]

Did you see the ones with the old ladies?

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[ooc: So, um, spam is following this guy around the Network like this. If it gets annoying to have this stuff in the comments, I can totally stop. No problemo.]

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[immortaltwat]

No! Of course not. What kind of sick pervert do you take me for?

[Pause. Checkin' out that cowboy porn.] Since when have you been gay? You don't seem the type.

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[withloadedguns]

Not the kind who sends that stuff out on purpose. Just thought you should know.

I didn't write that. It keeps following me around.

Like the old ladies keep following you around.

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[immortaltwat]

What old ladies?

Are you sure you didn't just manage to escape the Crazy O Ranch?