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[immortaltwat]

[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get

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[withloadedguns]

Did you see the ones with the old ladies?

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[ooc: So, um, spam is following this guy around the Network like this. If it gets annoying to have this stuff in the comments, I can totally stop. No problemo.]

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[immortaltwat]

No! Of course not. What kind of sick pervert do you take me for?

[Pause. Checkin' out that cowboy porn.] Since when have you been gay? You don't seem the type.

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[withloadedguns]

Not the kind who sends that stuff out on purpose. Just thought you should know.

I didn't write that. It keeps following me around.

Like the old ladies keep following you around.

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[immortaltwat]

What old ladies?

Are you sure you didn't just manage to escape the Crazy O Ranch?

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[withloadedguns]

I would've thought you'd remember them. With all the pictures here.

Never heard of the place.

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[immortaltwat]

I didn't post any pictures.

Oh, come on. You could at least look at the shit you're sending.

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[withloadedguns]

Sure looks like you did to me.

I didn't write it. So I'm not looking at it.

Maybe that makes us even.

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[immortaltwat]

Jesus. Fuck! [In other words, he's finally got around to checking.]

Not even close to even. I think I might choose the cowboys over that.

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[withloadedguns]

And here I thought you knew about them already.

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[immortaltwat]

And here I thought you preferred digging your spurs into women.

I guess we're both wrong.

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[withloadedguns]

I told you I didn't write that. It must be for you.

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[ooc: I probably ought to be more ashamed of myself for inventing porn spam links than I am >>;;]

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[immortaltwat]

You're the cowboy here. What does it have to do with me?

[ooc: Probably, but they're amazing. You're definitely excused. :|b]

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[withloadedguns]

Don't know.

It's just following me around. I figure it must be for you--since it's getting sent to you.

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[ooc: Ohhhhh I'm going to cowboy hell for that one /)_(\;;]

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[immortaltwat]

What, so you're saying you're into old women? That's nasty.

[ooc: Well, I hear that's not so bad so far as hell goes. >.>]

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[withloadedguns]

No, I'm not.

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[immortaltwat]

Really? because that's what it sounded like to me.