Tumblr is generally more convenient for this kind of bullshit. But I've given up on that hot mess

[immicolia]

Even still, occasionally I feel the need to point at something and go "OH MY GOD THIS PICTURE! XD" So...

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[xparrot]

He is totally drunk! (I leave for a trip tomorrow and ought to be finishing packing - but doing hack Japanese translating is more fun :P)

The title of this piece is "Is it a date?" ^^

Rough translation: "Hey, who asked for the ootoro?"

Shizuo (guessing from grammar): "You jerk, at least have some pickled ginger!"
Izaya (?): "Eeh, Izaya's too drunk to understa~nd!"

"Hey, the ootoro's ready!"

(and yes, I'm pretty sure that's Izaya speaking in 3rd person :P)

[immicolia]

(I appreciate your translation because all I ever do is make up the most ridiculous dialogue anyway)

And... and... I think the mental image of Izaya speaking in the third person while drunk is the most beautiful thing ever and it will be going right into the headcanon forever.