Even still, occasionally I feel the need to point at something and go "OH MY GOD THIS PICTURE! XD" So...
source Izaya. Izaya, are you drunk? I'm going to assume that you are drunk. Although even drunk I'd like to think you have more self-preservation than this. And your blackrom solicitations are already verging on pathetically desperate by this point. The last thing you need is to add clumsy drunkenness to them.
.....I am almost tempted to go on a giant tangent about Izaya and quadrants. Because I really do love applying troll romance to every fandom ever and have pretty much analyzed the shit out of Izaya's quadrants. I think the idea of Izaya ♦ Kadota is my new OTP. Because Dotachin is just so very much the moirail that he needs as opposed to the really, really, terrible one he has. XD