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[goodnight]

Hobo: I want to cum on your face.
Young woman: Uhhh... Well, at least he's being up-front -- putting all the cards on the table. I guess I respect that
- overheardinnyc.com

Yuppie: You know, that's a very expensive beer you're not drinking.
Girlfriend: Can't we have one night where you don't quote American Psycho?
Yuppie: Oh, he bought her

Comments

[ongiara]

I think I need to start watching Dr. Who. That show seems to have teh best lines \o/

[goodnight]

haha you totally do! Plus, David Tennant is sextastic. :)