I'm in the navy now.  Been through boot camp, it was easy.  Guess this is what I'm doing with my life.

Making fun of stuff especially people (myself included) is like my entire sense of humor. Making strangers uncomfortable is hilarious. And being self destructive is a great way to aleaviate boredom. Does this make me a bad person, or is there another reason I'm a bad person?

I get told "Fuck you" so many times in any given day that it feels like I'm in a sitcom with bad writing. It would seem that one of the good things (or bad things if you have no sense of humor) about working where I work is that it has sharpened my wit to a keen edge. I know saying that makes me sound arrogant, but it’s only arrogance if you can’ ( Read more... )

The Talented Master
Conditions met: 58%. Talent: at least 83%. Possible advantages: 33%. Mastery: about 62% You got one of the best scores, well done! But don't you wish it were easierto control your dreams, now that they are so vivid? While the skill to ( Read more... )

It would seem that I cannot go a week without skipping at least one night's (or in my case morning/early afternoon) sleep. What the fuck is wrong with me?

p.s. besides the obvious

Discovered bittorrent last week, forgot about it, remembered and found delicious free sofware that I can now use. Downloading expnsive software for free means that the terrorists haven't won yet.

hmm I haven't updated in several days cuz I really didn't realize that time had passed. Time for me right now is much the same way that it was for me in high school, every day seems like the one before it. Time sort of blurs together. I never know what day it is anymore except that they hand me a check on Thursday, and most of the time they have ( Read more... )

I just got this weeks pay check and man do I need it. A little under three hundred of it is already owed to bills, and right now I have around fifteen dollars in the bank and twenty-five in my wallet to put gas in my car. It rocks to be poor. I'm like a starving artist minus the art thing. No seriously, having no money to buy food all this week ( Read more... )

Are we all really just organic pain collector hurtling towards oblivion? Answers at Two.

So the U.S. seems to be taking it in the tail from W and everyone cool is moving to Canada, and I'd follow, but I hate running away, though I could start an underground revolution, but unless another republican is voted into office in '08 I can just procrastinate through this crisis, which tends to be my way of hanling everything, but if we do get ( Read more... )