The Intelligence Quiz-Thing That Makes Me Ridiculously Happy

[imaginetears]

HERE IT IS. My quiz thingy. Pardon the wait, but my brother got concussion and I was busy panicking for a while. He's fine - he's just going to sleep it off, but it was kinda distracting. Anyway, I was going to put it under cut 'cause it's kinda long and also cut makes me feel powerful, but, um, is no working D: Vhatever.

AND FYI - YOU CAN ONLY

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[a_knot]

Woah, I hope your bro's okay o__o

And so how do we do this? Juss copy and paste or actually write it down? (kim = village idiot)

[imaginetears]

He'll be fine. I was a bit worried when I first heard - because, you know, concussion - but my family (especially me and him) is majorly talented in the injury area, and we've both been concussed before. He'll just sleep it off and be back to being annoying in a day or so.

Just stick your answers in a comment and I'll tell you how you did! Writing/typing are basically the same thing, just there's more technology involved in this one! But don't use pencil and paper to do working out - nicht allowed. VERBOTEN even. Oooh, my German is coming back! Meds must be wearing off... (do not worry: issey = same thing) Oh, and FYI, I got all but one of these XD I love my brain sometimes.

[redeim]

1. What is your name? Write it down

[imaginetears]

1. What is your name? Write it down.
Bethany
No. Write it down. The answer is 'it'.

2. Which ways does a rooster lay eggs: upwards, downwards or sideway?
downwards? O.o
No. Roosters don't lay eggs!

3. The server at the Butcher’s store is 5ft 10in tall, and wears size 13 trainers. He has a wife, two kids and a dog - what does he weigh?
not enough information. o3o
No. He's a server at a butchers - he weighs meat!

4. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
no clue
Because there's one more of them!

5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and grey when you throw it away?
I DOn'T KNOW. o.o
Coal!

6. How many birthdays does the average man have?
one
Yep - you're right!!

7. Which is correct - ‘the yolk of the egg are white’ or ‘the yolk of the egg is white’?
is
Neither! The yolk is orange!

8. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
if there is, it's not called the fourth of July
Eh~ sort of. There's not celebration - but what? Do you think we go from the 3rd of July to the 5th?

9.

[redeim]

*headdesk*

[imaginetears]

rofl

*pats*

[a_knot]

1. What is your name? Write it down.
Kim

2. Which ways does a rooster lay eggs: upwards, downwards or sideway?
They don't lay eggs.

3. The server at the Butcher’s store is 5ft 10in tall, and wears size 13 trainers. He has a wife, two kids and a dog - what does he weigh?
Meats.

4. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
Because anything made in 89 is LAME.

5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and grey when you throw it away?
I have no idea.

6. How many birthdays does the average man have?
72?

7. Which is correct - ‘the yolk of the egg are white’ or ‘the yolk of the egg is white’?
Neither

8. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
Yeah

9. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28?
12

10. One word in the English language is spelt incorrectly, what is it?
Color me clueless.

11. Is it legal for a man in India to marry his widow’s sister?
Probably.

12. How many cubic meters of dirt is there in a hole 6.95 meters deep, 3.97 meters wide and 4.86 meters long?
:

[imaginetears]

1. What is your name? Write it down.
Kim
Write it down, the answer is 'it'.

2. Which ways does a rooster lay eggs: upwards, downwards or sideway?
They don't lay eggs.
Yep - well down!!

3. The server at the Butcher’s store is 5ft 10in tall, and wears size 13 trainers. He has a wife, two kids and a dog - what does he weigh?
Meats.
Yep!

4. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
Because anything made in 89 is LAME.
No, because $1,990 is one more $1,989!

5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and grey when you throw it away?
I have no idea.
Coal! It's black when you buy it, red when you burn it and grey when throw the ash away.

6. How many birthdays does the average man have?
72?
Don't be silly - you are only born once! Therefore, you can only have one birthday a year!

7. Which is correct - ‘the yolk of the egg are white’ or ‘the yolk of the egg is white’?
Neither
Correct!

8. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
YeahIndeed, it wouldn't be practical to go straight from the third

[a_knot]

Man. I am so much an idiot I didn't even see you had posted the answers xD

And if that was a school quiz I'd get a super F

[imaginetears]

That's good! It means you didn't cheat! You didn't actually do too bad, don't worry about it!

[featherie]

I promise I didn't peek at the answers. xD

1. ... it?
2. Roosters don't lay eggs dude. That's not normal.
3. No idea
4. $1990 values more than $1989
5. Coal!
6 One.
7. The yolk of eggs ain't white.
8. Yeah
9. 12
10. Incorrectly.
11. Doesn't the word 'widow' mean that the woman's husband is dead? xD
12. There wouldn't be any dirt in a hole.
13. Nine
14. Two
15. Ice-cream: 1.05
Peppermint: 0.05
16. Idk. xD
17. Mary
18. 70

Rofl many of these questions are familiar. I love quizzes like this. :D

[imaginetears]

3. He's a server at the butchers - he weighs meat!

16. Moses didn't build the Ark, Noah did!

16 out 18 - seriously impressed! Although if you knew them before... Anyway yeah - we are awesome!

[featherie]

Indeed we are awesome. :D Lmao I'm saving up all these questions in my head to use in the future. Like perhaps to prove how much an idiot my brother really is.