The Intelligence Quiz-Thing That Makes Me Ridiculously Happy
HERE IT IS. My quiz thingy. Pardon the wait, but my brother got concussion and I was busy panicking for a while. He's fine - he's just going to sleep it off, but it was kinda distracting. Anyway, I was going to put it under cut 'cause it's kinda long and also cut makes me feel powerful, but, um, is no working D: Vhatever.
AND FYI - YOU CAN ONLY WRITE THE ANSWERS DOWN, NO USING PEN AND PAPER TO WORK THINGS OUT.
1. What is your name? Write it down.
2. Which ways does a rooster lay eggs: upwards, downwards or sideway?
3. The server at the Butcher’s store is 5ft 10in tall, and wears size 13 trainers. He has a wife, two kids and a dog - what does he weigh?
4. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and grey when you throw it away?
6. How many birthdays does the average man have?
7. Which is correct - ‘the yolk of the egg are white’ or ‘the yolk of the egg is white’?
8. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
9. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28?
10. One word in the English language is spelt incorrectly, what is it?
11. Is it legal for a man in India to marry his widow’s sister?
12. How many cubic meters of dirt is there in a hole 6.95 meters deep, 3.97 meters wide and 4.86 meters long?
13. A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died. How many has he got left?
14. If you took two apples from three, how many would you have?
15. An ice-cream costs one pound more than a peppermint. Together they cost £1.10, how much does each cost?
16. How many animals of each sex does Moses take on the ark?
17. Mary’s father has five daughters, four of which are called Nana, Nene, Nini and Nono, what is the fifth called?
18. Divide thirty by ½ and add ten, what is the answer?