imaginarynumbrs
Nov 13, 2009 00:03
- 13:04 A child keeps staring at me across the cafe. I am resisting the urge to make it weep by glaring at it with unalloyed hatred. #
- 13:04 @ ByLeavesWeLive Mine. #
- 13:21 @ abridgeover That's kind of different. She probably would write "here". I'm not talking about dialects. I mean people who will write "are". #
- 13:22 @ ByLeavesWeLive I shall have you
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imaginarynumbrs
Nov 12, 2009 00:03
- 01:01 I gift this cake to myself in honour of all the hard work I should have done but was too busy eating cake to do. #
- 09:44 WORST MORNING EVER! #
- 13:36 "Suck it, you ungrateful bitch." #
- 23:40 There are people out there who are native English speakers who think that when they say "our", that they are saying "are". #
Wow my life is lame.
imaginarynumbrs
Nov 11, 2009 00:03
- 15:18 Going to NeoN this weekend with Joe. Watch out, Dundee. I'm going to destroy you. #
Wow my life is lame.
imaginarynumbrs
Nov 10, 2009 00:04
- 13:13 I want to be able to draw like Rob Liefeld. #
- 13:20 Eight shots and still not awake. I think it is time to switch to coke. #
- 17:43 I have no energy today oh god I am dying #
- 17:56 (slithering along floor as if pulled by the leg) MICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #
- 19:45 Oh my god her ladygaga was flopping and hopping out all over the
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imaginarynumbrs
Nov 08, 2009 00:04
- 16:22 @ Littleradge Is the lesson, "don't eat other people's stuff, especially their quite expensive effervescing vitamins"? #
- 19:40 @ m0ng Turmeric? #
Wow my life is lame.
imaginarynumbrs
Nov 07, 2009 00:03
- 01:04 Just realized I was calculating the fibonacci sequence instead of counting sheep. Gay. #
- 09:29 @ shearn89 Are you flirting with me, Shearn? You'll only regret it. #
- 12:15 @ mikedewar I saw you on your bike today outside Informatics. Are you not supposed to wear the helmet on your head instead of your arse? :P #
- 13:03 @ shearn89 Moustache pix now
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imaginarynumbrs
Nov 06, 2009 00:05
- 09:25 I Didn't Appreciate Just How Good This Apple Product Was Until I Had To Use Something With A Different Interface That I Wasn't Used To. #
- 10:26 This pretty much sums up Marilyn Manson for me: bit.ly/1gvru7 DIARRHOEA MILKSHAKE POO POO WEE WEE POPSICLE #
- 11:10 Every time I walk towards a door at uni, a bunch of yah hags materialise in front of
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imaginarynumbrs
Nov 05, 2009 00:06
- 13:13 Too ill to drag myself out of bed for class this morning. Boo. #
- 13:39 That's all my socks paired. #
- 14:20 It is a delicate position, spin the bottle, pick the victim, catch a tiger, switch direction, if he hollers break his ankles to protect him. #
- 15:05 @ Gaydon I probably do. Why? #
- 15:11 I'm going back to bed. #