Comments | im_writing: Modelland by Tyra Banks

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Modelland by Tyra Banks

Jul 04, 2012 16:50

Title: Modelland by Tyra Banks
Rating: 1/5
Pages: 576 (but I read the eBook)
Genre: Fantasy
Summary (off Goodreads): No one gets in without being asked. And with her untamable hair, large forehead, and gawky body, Tookie De La Crème isn’t expecting an invitation. Modelland-the exclusive, mysterious place on top of the mountain-never dares to make an ( Read more... )

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Comments 3

kittyknighton July 4 2012, 20:59:19 UTC

"Myrracle wasn't the brightest tube of lipstick in the makeup caddy."

I laughed even while I felt like I was dying inside. XP

Honestly, no, I have no intention of reading this book at all. I find it hilarious that I've actually heard of it though. When I first heard about it I was like, "Oh. Oh god." No elaboration needed, I trust. =P

im_writing July 4 2012, 21:42:19 UTC

Oh, god, the crap they came up with for this novel. You have no idea. Honestly, with all of the different metaphors an such Tyra thought of, I still think the Brassiere/fog one is my favorite. :)

kittyknighton July 4 2012, 21:52:03 UTC

Totally. It's as if she wrote bad fan fiction about herself.

The really terrifying part is that this is exactly the kind of weird and terrible book that certain types of people will latch onto as the defining event of their literary experience and feel it speaks to them their entire lives and such. *shudder*