3rd Strawberry [Phone]

[im_the_cute_one]

[Hey, Miu, don't freak out. Too late. She's a little worried about the thing she got in the mail. She really doesn't want to die. That's why she makes a phone call that afternoon. Anyone who's met her will know who it is, even if she's going to tell a flat-out lie in 3...2...]

Hey, Miu-chan! It's Matsuri. You left your extra bullets over at my place

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[im_the_cute_one]

Of course not! You just don't get it! It's called creating a diversion!

[im_the_cute_one]

I didn't know what else to say. But at least I said Miu has some ammunition, not that she's out.

[justiceinamask]

[It's chance that he was on the phone, and chance that he even remembers her voice (maybe), but his is pretty clear on the receiver, too.]

Hey, kid... I'm protectin' Vayne and Rorona at my place, if you need a place to stay. They may have taken everything from me, but that doesn't mean I'm helpless, ha-ha!

[im_the_cute_one]

Really?

But what if you have Miu-chan's name?

[justiceinamask]

Then you'd still have nothing to worry about. I'm a hero, not a killer, Miu!

[im_the_cute_one]

If you say so. You kind of look like both.

[sexy_beams]

...What're you going on about?

[im_the_cute_one]

Etna-san!

Didn't you get a letter this morning?

[sexy_beams]

Uuuh.

No. Why's a letter making you babble about bullets and the hospital? Are you a gangster?

[im_the_cute_one]

I'm way too cute to be a gangster. I'm more the ninja type.

Here.

Um. It came this morning, it says..."Due to your tacit acceptance of the terms and conditions of the program implied by your submission of a census form, you have been assigned a Target specially selected by the Board for extermination. Please exterminate the Target in a timely fashion. Failure to exterminate the target will lead to the penalties spelled out in our terms and conditions."

And it also says "Additionally, as part of the Census Transparency Act, we are required to inform you that you have been selected by the Mayfield Census Bureau for extermination. An authorized member of our Population Reduction Program has been dispatched for your immediate termination."

It means I'm going to die, huh?

[fearcutsdeeper]

...Your friend must be stupid if she's just going to walk over while this is going on.

[im_the_cute_one]

Well, what can ya do? Friends are friends, even if they're morons.

[fearcutsdeeper]

Stupid friends will end up dead.

[im_the_cute_one]

Or maybe they're secretly very smart.