3rd Strawberry [Phone]

May 27, 2011 01:04

[Hey, Miu, don't freak out. Too late. She's a little worried about the thing she got in the mail. She really doesn't want to die. That's why she makes a phone call that afternoon. Anyone who's met her will know who it is, even if she's going to tell a flat-out lie in 3...2...]

Hey, Miu-chan! It's Matsuri. You left your extra bullets over at my place ( Read more... )

lying to save herself, totally matsuri, event: the murder census, sob so scared

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sexy_beams May 28 2011, 00:37:45 UTC
...What're you going on about?

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im_the_cute_one May 28 2011, 00:41:34 UTC
Etna-san!

Didn't you get a letter this morning?

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sexy_beams May 28 2011, 00:43:58 UTC
Uuuh.

No. Why's a letter making you babble about bullets and the hospital? Are you a gangster?

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im_the_cute_one May 28 2011, 00:49:27 UTC
I'm way too cute to be a gangster. I'm more the ninja type.

Here.

Um. It came this morning, it says..."Due to your tacit acceptance of the terms and conditions of the program implied by your submission of a census form, you have been assigned a Target specially selected by the Board for extermination. Please exterminate the Target in a timely fashion. Failure to exterminate the target will lead to the penalties spelled out in our terms and conditions."

And it also says "Additionally, as part of the Census Transparency Act, we are required to inform you that you have been selected by the Mayfield Census Bureau for extermination. An authorized member of our Population Reduction Program has been dispatched for your immediate termination."

It means I'm going to die, huh?

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sexy_beams May 28 2011, 00:57:10 UTC
... ... ...

Jeez. I'm a demon and even I think that's too much.

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im_the_cute_one May 28 2011, 01:02:47 UTC
I never even got a chance to star in a movie. I'm way too young for all of this.

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sexy_beams May 28 2011, 01:06:08 UTC
Weeell. You DID get me all those malts last week...

I guess I can go out of my way to keep one kid alive without tarnishing my rep.

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im_the_cute_one May 28 2011, 19:03:00 UTC
That sounds about fair.

Besides, it helps to have powerful connections. I'm sure I'll be one someday once I'm a super idol.

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sexy_beams May 29 2011, 05:25:41 UTC
Riiight. Well, networking is important to any successful career.

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im_the_cute_one May 30 2011, 05:01:16 UTC
I guess it all depends on if you're strong enough to protect me, huh.

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sexy_beams June 4 2011, 21:29:35 UTC
Protecting one little kid? That's a cinch.

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