Despair 10

[im_in_despair]

Attention, all Memento Eden school system students!

As your Social Studies teacher, I find it necessary to help you all determine your limitations in life. You can, after all, only expect to cling to hope for so long.
With this in mind, I would like to conuct...

A SURVEY OF YOUR DESPAIRS!
All students, please reply here with your three greatest

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

I don't think I am going to like this assignment.

[im_in_despair]

That is to be expected. You're not supposed to like homework, but you're still supposed to do it.

[no_good_tsuna]

At least the homework is easy.

1. Maybe... marry a cute girl.
2. Get an easy job.
3. BE A GIANT ROBOT! Not be mafia boss.

[im_in_despair]

Hopeless!

[loitumaprincess]

Three greatest hopes for the future...? Umm...

1. Mecha-Supreme Robot with full blasters and rocket launchers!
2. Juice Box
3. Sky Pirate/Ninja who Defends Against Zombies

[im_in_despair]

IT'S HOPELESS!

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Okay, teacher! =3

1. Get a really manly job! Like a pirate-bounty-hunter-mercenary!
2. Marry someone really nice and friendly and cool!
3. TEDDY BEARS!

1/2

[im_in_despair]

IT'S HOPELESS!

2/2

[im_in_despair]

Except for the last one. You can get teddy bears with money, so it's within reach.

[airgeargaigar]

1~Remember more
2~Make more friends
3~Adopt a daughter someday...? Be a magical girl!

[im_in_despair]

Hopeless...

[airgeargaigar]

*Speaks to his mind telepathically!!* But I already have magical powers! And I... okay, so my shoes aren't a pet, but they talk!

HELLO.

[im_in_despair]

Don't list despairs for the future if you've already accomplished them!

[vonperfect]

*hands it to him personally*

1) Call you Despair Fool.
2) Assault Despair Fool.
3) Assault Despair Fool again with a whip.

[im_in_despair]

I'm not sure I like where this is going.

[vonperfect]

You're an even greater fool than I thought for not running, Despair Fool.

*assaults Nozomu*

See? By taking matters into my own hands, I accomplished two of my three goals already, in less in than 10 minutes.

[im_in_despair]

AUGH! Please stop! I have a rare skin disease that makes me bruise easily! I could easily expire from a small tap!