so the last thing that happened in my dream last night, right before i opened my eyes, was that someone very clearly and deliberately said "you are going to die a terrible death very soon"

record-must go faster, must go faster

i dont know why they double spaced the stanzas or whatever.

like a flesh parade of boiled bodies

like drunk festivals of sprung corpses

we broke the camels back

the surgeon general's iron lung(s) turned black

malignant cancer tans chew the prostate

chorus:(it's like how)

the dead letter office is a butt fucking orifice

the phantom limb foreman donates ( Read more... )

i need to quit my fucking job.

what do the students at the school of satan eat during snack time?
pentagra(h)am crackers.
what do they have after snack time?
pentagrammar classes.

what do they call it when the band Traffic plays a show in LA?
a Traffic jam.

why is it bad to drop acid?
because you can trip on it.

how do you give a saxophone player an orgasm?
you rub his kenny g spot.

what do you call a dick thats been sat on by an ass?
a colonoscopenis

what do muslims drink in order to lose weight?
muslim fast.

does  anyone know what kind of software you need to upload songs from an 8 track onto a computer with?

i have stuff i want to show you.

NO THIS SONG IS NOT ABOUT ME KILLING MYSELF ITS ABOUT TAKING YOUR ANGER AND PROJECTING IT ON EVERYTHING ELSE ( Read more... )

the song works.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

i wrote the best song i have ever written last night. i started writing and refining it while i was on the folder gluer at work and set it aside until about 12 30 at night, where i had the chorus melody but not the words. my eyes were closed and i wanted to give up and go to sleep but my shitty ass brain kept on compiling combinations of words and ( Read more... )

some homeless guy keeps pooping behind where i work. one of my asian coworkers keeps telling me about how she sees poo back there all the time. "i go outside and he poo! i'm outside and he poo, man ( Read more... )