This is, almost certainly, only funny to me.

perl -MWin32::Console -e 'my $live = Win32::Console->new(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE); $live->free() or die();'

That's right, quantum mafia is still around and better than ever. What could possibly be improved about a game that seems to define perfection? I asked myself the same thing, and the answer is:

• AIs - Now, if there aren't enough people to play with (or you're impatient like me) you can add AIs to your game to fill out the field. There are two ( Read more... )

If you had me alone... locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what unspeakably twisted and supremely depraved acts of sexual deviance would you inflict upon me like I was some manner of marionette sex doll? All comments will be left conspicuously un-screened so the whole world can see what a sick ( Read more... )

The Name
So, apparently there has been some discontent over the LJPrivateer, perhaps some of which spurred by the name itself (a program by any other name?). Just to clarify, the name was meant as a pun, Privateer in a literal sense is simply someone (or something) that makes things private, such as LJ entries. Of course, it's funny because there is ( Read more... )

Edit: I've made a new entry to address the password concerns that people seem to be having with this program ( Read more... )

For whatever reason (boredom being the most likely culprit), I have found myself in the middle of a large scale code regression pondering whether man domesticated plants or other animals first. After a little research (and by research, I of course mean google queries), my results are somewhat inconclusive ( Read more... )

And with a title like that, how can you not read on?

The Question:Posit two people sitting down to eat a pizza together. For anonymity's sake, let's call them C and K, both of whom consume pizza at different but fixed rates starting at the same time, until the entire pizza is gone. Without loss of generality, say C eats faster than K. Now, we ( Read more... )

This had me laughing so hard that my sides hurt. Behind the lj cut below is a picture that will totally blow your mind.
( Lo! )

this is a test, this is only a test

I like my tea like I like my women ... sweet and with two lumps the size of our fair nation.