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[doctorweevil]

What are they doing in bloody Switzerland-

[Owen looks annoyed as he turns away from the mirror and focuses his attention on the PORTAL. This is, incidentally, how he looks most of the time.] All right, anybody care to tell me what's going on here? 'Cos I was expecting a load of virgins and whatnot attending to my every whim, and I haven't seen

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[sideromelane]

...masculinity. Right.

[doctorweevil]

Just about anything is more masculine than prancing around in some sparkly mask, mate.

[sideromelane]

[That accent not being one of them... but Bowen makes himself hold his tongue, which clearly requires some mental effort. It's just too easy though.]

Apparently, the hosts think you're a sparkly kind of guy.

[doctorweevil]

[Hey, he has a London accent, which is infinitely manlier than some poncy Welsh accent. Those Welsh men, now *they're* lacking in the masculinity department. Just ask Ianto.]

What, this...King and Queen? [Owen frowns, glancing at a discarded slip of paper nearby] Can't imagine how they'd possibly know the first thing about me - 'course, since I'm supposed to be a little pile of ashes right now, I suppose some suspension of disbelief is required.

voice;

[stolethename]

[ clicks his tongue and laughs ] Well, look there. You're not dead, Owen. Well, I mean, unless you're dead.

[doctorweevil]

Yeah, I've got a pulse and everything, 's bloody amazing. [rolling his eyes] Can't even get rid of you by burning up in a sodding nuclear reactor. Fantastic.

[stolethename]

No, you can't. I found the hub, by the way.

[doctorweevil]

[scoff] You mean I can work even after I'm dead? Just what I've always wanted. No, wait, sod that, I'm getting pissed.

[possiblycantdie]

I doubt that is the highest of concerns.

[doctorweevil]

Well, yeah, but it's easier to focus on the trivial things. Much less likely to drive you mad.

[possiblycantdie]

Perhaps in the long term.

[doctorweevil]

Existential crises don't really strike me as a short-term sort of thing.