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[doctorweevil]

What are they doing in bloody Switzerland-

[Owen looks annoyed as he turns away from the mirror and focuses his attention on the PORTAL. This is, incidentally, how he looks most of the time.] All right, anybody care to tell me what's going on here? 'Cos I was expecting a load of virgins and whatnot attending to my every whim, and I haven't seen

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[sideromelane]

...masculinity. Right.

[doctorweevil]

Just about anything is more masculine than prancing around in some sparkly mask, mate.

[sideromelane]

[That accent not being one of them... but Bowen makes himself hold his tongue, which clearly requires some mental effort. It's just too easy though.]

Apparently, the hosts think you're a sparkly kind of guy.

[doctorweevil]

[Hey, he has a London accent, which is infinitely manlier than some poncy Welsh accent. Those Welsh men, now *they're* lacking in the masculinity department. Just ask Ianto.]

What, this...King and Queen? [Owen frowns, glancing at a discarded slip of paper nearby] Can't imagine how they'd possibly know the first thing about me - 'course, since I'm supposed to be a little pile of ashes right now, I suppose some suspension of disbelief is required.

[sideromelane]

You've been magically kidnapped, from the dead, apparently. Suspension of disbelief sounds a little mild.

[doctorweevil]

Dunno, it's practically par for the course with the way things've been going lately. I didn't exactly expect to wake up with a pulse-

[which reminds him. He sets down the PORTAL for just a moment, stepping out of camera range, then returns]

Yeah. Magic? Really? 's usually aliens, in my experience.

[sideromelane]

Aliens.

[Asdfghjkl.]

I guess it could be. 's usually magic, in my experience.

[doctorweevil]

Doesn't really matter what you call it, does it, if it doesn't make any sense anyway. Just whether or not you believe in one or the other.

[sideromelane]

No, shut up, man. I'm all for aliens.

[doctorweevil]

[rolling his eyes a little] Usually people who say that have never met any. Right bastards, most of 'em - though you could say the same about humans. End result, we're stuck here, whether it's alien abductions or magic.

[sideromelane]

Yeah, that's about what it boils down to. Might be some aliens stuck here too, for all I know.

[doctorweevil]

Wouldn't surprise me. Plenty of the ones I've seen look just like the rest of us.

[sideromelane]

...that's just disappointing.