[001 | Day | Voice]

[waring_god]

[There's the sound of something low, like Ares is talking under his breath for a moment, but it's too low to really decipher a majority of it. There's then the sound of shuffling before he speaks through the PORTAL

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[itaidakimasu]

....Bishamon?

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[waring_god]

Bisha--

[There's an audible pause as Ares takes a moment to remember the name and who it was.]

Try a bit more in the western world.

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[itaidakimasu]

...um.

{Haha famously xenophobic-but-getting-better culture, so she'll only be able to come up with something hard to forget:}

Mars?

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[waring_god]

To some, yes. But, the Romans were never very original, despite what they claimed.

Ares. Greek God of War.

[The Greeks are invading!]

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[bewarethenice]

[That's enough to give Naoki a moment of pause. Not the discussion of... Bedding, but the claim to be a deity.]

The god of war... Sir?

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[waring_god]

Yes, mortal.

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[bewarethenice]

[Naoki's voice couldn't get more politely respectful.]

If I may ask, what is your name, sir?

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[waring_god]

You may call me Ares if using the title doesn't suit you. And while we're playing the game of formalities and introductions, you are...?

I'm sure you'd hate for me to continue calling you mortal. Many tend to.

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[jazzingitup]

So what makes you the God of War?

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[waring_god]

First off, having Mommy Hera and Daddy Zeus, the heads of the Greek God Pantheon helps. My immortality and god-hood helps as well. Them dubbing me the God of War, too.

And if you're asking for an account of my claims, the numerous wars I helped to stir and fight either personally or through those that worshiped me throughout history on my home.

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[jazzingitup]

So about half of it was your lineage and how you were born or created or whatnot, and one quarter due to stuff you did, and another quarter due to people copying what you did.

Huh. Good to know.

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[waring_god]

I could have simply replied with 'Let me show you'. That would have been fun. Non believing mortals are like black sheep that need to be sacrificed and their hearts ripped out of their chest to consume.

Really, though, I understand. You mortals rule everything. How dare someone claim to be a god. He must be insane!

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[fancy_evil]

Nothing makes you feel old like a pagan deity showing up.

Welcome, Ares.

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[waring_god]

Thanks for reminding me of my age, Lucifer.

Please, tell me you've at least shaken things up a little around here.

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[fancy_evil]

If it helps, I like to think of war as timeless.

Actually, I've been trying to keep a low profile. God was here for a while and the last thing I need is another heavenly smack.

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[waring_god]

Low profile?

It sounds like you've gotten soft over the years. But, who am I to judge?

[cyprian_swan]

Oh, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it~

Mmm. A city of dreams made flesh, I suppose. But no matter, you're here now.

[waring_god]

Oh, I loved seeing that as much as I would love someone driving nails into the back of my eye sockets, Dite.

I don't do well with jealousy. You know that...

[cyprian_swan]

Killing him in jealously will not work. The dead do not stay dead here.

[waring_god]

Uncle Hades is out of work then? A shame.

You know, this may not be a bad thing though. It wouldn't be the first ass I've kicked through death and back. Could prove entertaining for a while.