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[vanagandr]

[ When the PORTAL clicks on, the feed is, at first, dark -- and then the small face of a wolf pup comes into view. There's a wriggle from the pup as a paw bats at the PORTAL once more, and then Fenrir's characteristic barking laugh, only it's much, much more high-pitched. ]

Funny!

[ The chain that is usually around his neck, though hidden by a

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[whatdowesayto]

[ ... puppy. He kind of reminds her of the direwolves that her brothers have. How ironic ]

You shouldn't chew on it.

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[vanagandr]

[ Whoa-- it talks! There's another laugh -- okay, it's a giggle -- as the pup pulls his little (still incredibly sharp) teeth off the PORTAL. ]

Why not?

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[whatdowesayto]

[ She's surprised the puppy talks. Arya raises an eyebrow. ]

It might break!

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[vanagandr]

[ Fenrir doesn't quite understand, at this point in his life, that being a talking wolf puppy is abnormal. ]

That's dumb. It should be stronger than that. If I break it then it's dumb.

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[bitty_berry]

[ Which is unfortunately upside down, since Ichigo isn't too sure how to use it.]

Puppy! A talking puppy!

[ Which is the best thing ever, just saying. ]

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[vanagandr]

[ Fenrir drops the PORTAL, letting a bit of drool land on the screen, tail wagging. ]

'course I talk!

[ Why wouldn't he? ]

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[bitty_berry]

I've never seen a talking puppy!

What's your name, where do you live, can I come play with you, do you know where we are, how did you learn to talk, why are you chewing on the walkie-talkie, do you like cookies? I have cookies!

[ SPAZZY, HAPPY CHILD YUP. ]

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[vanagandr]

[ Luckily Fenrir is just as young and is therefore used to following these spastic word trains. ]

Fenrir, with my mom and my brother and sister usually but I dunno now, yes I like playing, no but it's funny, I've always been able to talk, I felt like it, and I love cookies! And food in general, actually, it's really good!

[ :DDD FOOD ]

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[petit_monstri]

Ah! Stupid puppy, you will choke!

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[vanagandr]

[ Around a mouthful of PORTAL device: ] Will not! An' 'm not stupid!

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[petit_monstri]

Little plastic pieces will break off and scratch up your stupid puppy throat.

[ :| YEAH. YOU HEARD HER.]

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[vanagandr]

I'm not stupid! And 'm not gonna swallow anything that breaks off!

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[demi_mort]

Don't chew on that! It's magic!

[Normally she wouldn't care as long as he's not chewing on her doll, but dude, you don't just chew on magic stuff.]

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[vanagandr]

Oh...

[ Fenrir drops it and looks, for a moment, suitably ashamed. ]

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[demi_mort]

People can talk to you through it and you can see them.

[This is the coolest thing, she can't even.]

Daddy doesn't even have something like that.

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[vanagandr]

He might! We just probably haven't seen it.

[ Because Daddy has everything because Daddy is the best, okay. ]

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[firesplode]

[WOAH WHAT IS THIS EVEN WOAH --]

Doggies don't talk!

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[vanagandr]

'm not a dog! I'm a wolf!

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[firesplode]

Wolves don't talk, either.

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[vanagandr]

I do. 'cause my daddy is Loki.