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[vanagandr]

[ When the PORTAL clicks on, the feed is, at first, dark -- and then the small face of a wolf pup comes into view. There's a wriggle from the pup as a paw bats at the PORTAL once more, and then Fenrir's characteristic barking laugh, only it's much, much more high-pitched. ]

Funny!

[ The chain that is usually around his neck, though hidden by a

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[petit_monstri]

Ah! Stupid puppy, you will choke!

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[vanagandr]

[ Around a mouthful of PORTAL device: ] Will not! An' 'm not stupid!

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[petit_monstri]

Little plastic pieces will break off and scratch up your stupid puppy throat.

[ :| YEAH. YOU HEARD HER.]

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[vanagandr]

I'm not stupid! And 'm not gonna swallow anything that breaks off!

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[petit_monstri]

Good because I want to pet you and you are less good for petting if you are dead.

[She would probably still pet him if he was dead, what did it matter.]

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[vanagandr]

[ Wait, pets? Ooh. ]

Will you bring treats?

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[petit_monstri]

[She considers this.]

Do you like peanut butter and celery?

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[vanagandr]

I dunno. What's a celery?

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[petit_monstri]

Uhmm. It goes crunch crunch crunch and is good with peanut butter.

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[vanagandr]

I like crunchy things! [ He won't like celery, but the peanut butter should prove to be entertaining for everyone who isn't him. ]

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[petit_monstri]

[She smiles. It is, personally, her favorite snack because it annoys her father incredibly when she eats it next to him. And everyone likes peanut butter, he is just a big liar.]

I will bring it. Tell me where you are.

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[vanagandr]

Uhhhhh.

I'm in... a house.

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[petit_monstri]

[In a withering tone she learned from her daddy,]

Very helpful.

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[vanagandr]

I just woke up here, how'm I supposed to know where I am?

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[petit_monstri]

Go and look!

[ :| silly puppy.]

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[vanagandr]

[ The PORTAL goes back in his mouth as Fenrir paws open his door, trotting down the flights of stairs and then pawing open the door that leads outside. ]