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[failedparenting]

[Hey Prom, it's your friendly neighborhood hunter, and this time he has an announcement.]

Anyone not hallucinating please listen up. I need your help.

I'm fairly sure what we're dealing with is some form of witchcraft. I've got my reasons, so just trust me on this.

Now, to cast a spell this big, the'd have had to place things called hex bags all

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[lunardancing]

[ something to do that can help? finally. ]

Have you found any yet?

[ However, that implication bothers her. ]

And what do you mean about Eden?

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[failedparenting]

Not yet, but I'm keeping an eye out.

[Oh Dawn, you poor, misguided thing.]

Your friend's not as helpful as you think she is, kid.

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[lunardancing]

I'll keep track of any I find.

[ She will be stubbornly misguided for a while yet. ]

She's not as terrible as you think she is either.

audio; private John likes to crush the realities of adorable girls

[failedparenting]

[He's quiet for a few minutes, thinking of how exactly to explain Eden to Dawn. Though most of that time is spent he's trying to work the private function.]

Dawn, is it? [He doesn't wait for confirmation.] Dawn, Eden is an incredibly dangerous woman. Whatever she's told you she is, it's a lie.

[text] Encrypted

[notglitching]

[Rinzler's not sure he's really interested in helping rectify glitching users. But the statements still make him curious.]

Source of data?

Reference: user 'Eden Morrison'?

[audio]

[failedparenting]

[What even-]

What?

[text] Encrypted

[notglitching]

[...A lot of users seem to require duplicate queries.]

Query. Source of data: 'witchcraft', effect, solution?

Expected involvement of referenced user: 'Eden Morrison'?

[audio]

[failedparenting]

[Slow down there bud, you're addressing a guy who never even figured out how to program a VCR.]

Yes....?

[audio / private]

[feycarved]

You got any reason to believe Miss Morrison's got a hand in this other'n her bein' a witch? [Which is definitely not to say that he doesn't have his own suspicions concerning her.]

[audio / private]

[failedparenting]

I've been keeping an eye on her for a while.

[Creepers gonna creep.]

[audio / private]

[feycarved]

[Damn.] I seen some imps an' such runnin' around the city lately... Didn't have any way of knowin' if they was hers, but she's said her family keeps fey like that. Can't imagine it'd be too difficult for her to bring 'em here if she wanted to.

[audio / private]

[failedparenting]

[Yeeep.]

Has she said anything to you about the hallucinations?

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[stand_witness]

Additional data acknowledged.
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[ And here's John's own voice being parroted back at him;]

I'd go to our friendly neighborhood witch Eden Morrison. I'm sure she'd be willing to help.

Assumption: Incorrect.
Possession of antidote, likely culpability of fleshing subject Eden_Morrison

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[failedparenting]

[Oh, not this bullshit again.]

What about that was "incorrect"?

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[stand_witness]

[ But Soundwave is so much better at it. ]

Statement of intent.
Creation of induced hallucinations, while in possession of antidote

Preliminary Assessment: Fleshling subject Eden_Morrison attempting subterfuge
Purpose: Unknown

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[failedparenting]

If you want to tell me something, you need to speak plain goddamn English.

[John is tired of these motherfucking robots in his motherfucking announcement.]

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[no_hometown]

Thank you for the information. I will search for these bags and destroy them.

[Finding and then burning things is part of Sephiroth's skill set.]

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[failedparenting]

I appreciate it.

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[no_hometown]

I am pleased to be able to help those in need.

If I might ask first, how are you sure this is the case? Have you found some of the items in question?

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[failedparenting]

I'm working on it.

[No, but he's not going to tell you that.]