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[failedparenting]

[Hey Prom, it's your friendly neighborhood hunter, and this time he has an announcement.]

Anyone not hallucinating please listen up. I need your help.

I'm fairly sure what we're dealing with is some form of witchcraft. I've got my reasons, so just trust me on this.

Now, to cast a spell this big, the'd have had to place things called hex bags all

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[stand_witness]

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[ And here's John's own voice being parroted back at him;]

I'd go to our friendly neighborhood witch Eden Morrison. I'm sure she'd be willing to help.

Assumption: Incorrect.
Possession of antidote, likely culpability of fleshing subject Eden_Morrison

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[failedparenting]

[Oh, not this bullshit again.]

What about that was "incorrect"?

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[stand_witness]

[ But Soundwave is so much better at it. ]

Statement of intent.
Creation of induced hallucinations, while in possession of antidote

Preliminary Assessment: Fleshling subject Eden_Morrison attempting subterfuge
Purpose: Unknown

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[failedparenting]

If you want to tell me something, you need to speak plain goddamn English.

[John is tired of these motherfucking robots in his motherfucking announcement.]

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[stand_witness]

Audio communication inefficient.

[ You asked for it, John. Now you're getting snippets of several different voices strung together into one sentence. Some bits are Sephiroth's some Rebecca Cranes, and some Knock Out's. ]

A dream --

If something like this is done by the kid or someone under the supervision of those in charge around here, there's usually some sort of broadcast. Nothing this time.--

--Any other relevant information regarding contaminant/effects?

--it seems more like emotional manipulation than mind control.

Explain. What is the cause?

[ And then John's voice parroted right back at him. ]

--witch Eden Morrison
--witch Eden Morrison

Insufficient Data.
Preliminary Assessment: Induced Hallucinations create panic.
ID Eden_Morrison tactical strategy: Create circumstances to make own efforts appear beneficial.

[ There. That clear enough for you, fleshling?! ]

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[failedparenting]

[Maybe?]

That's the general idea.

And don't ever do that again.

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[stand_witness]

[ Ugh, no worries on that score, John. Soundwave just cuts the feed, and resumes creeping on the other conversations in this post.

Ridiculous fleshlings...he was speaking English, for all of it! Grumble, grumble.]