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shutupcaboose in ilpromenade

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Oct 05, 2011 22:13

This is bullshit. Absolute. Goddamn. Bullshit.

You mean to tell me that I risked my life [there he goes again, talking as if he's human] just to end up in a stupid dump [only because it's not where he wants to be]?

[he changes into a more mocking tone] Hey, it's not like this guy's life doesn't suck ass anyway, so let's add insult to injury ( Read more... )

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video; saeptuose October 6 2011, 02:35:59 UTC

You're in a city called Promenade. Unfortunately we don't know how to get out just yet, but I can answer any other questions you have if you'd like?

audio; shutupcaboose October 6 2011, 03:08:41 UTC

Oh, I'm in a place called Promenade? Well that just solves all of my problems now, especially after being told no one knows what they're doing!

saeptuose October 6 2011, 03:24:36 UTC

[ Great. She loves sarcasm, ] I never said that, I just said we don't know a way out at the moment, but there are people trying to figure it out.

shutupcaboose October 6 2011, 21:59:56 UTC

Well figure it out a little faster. I'm on a tight schedule here. [But what the hell is going on here? Different people trapped here? But...why him? And why now?]

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[ video ] vanagandr October 6 2011, 02:47:24 UTC

You said "ass" four times. I thought you'd like to know. [ He's amused. ]

[ audio ] shutupcaboose October 6 2011, 03:11:26 UTC

...Thanks for the update, Private Jackass.

[ video ] vanagandr October 6 2011, 03:13:02 UTC

That's five times.

[ audio ] shutupcaboose October 6 2011, 03:20:53 UTC

[long silence] I hate you already. [ALSO, YOU LOOK WEIRD.]

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auto_enthusiast October 6 2011, 02:54:19 UTC

My, aren't you pleasant?

shutupcaboose October 6 2011, 03:17:10 UTC

Yeah, suddenly finding myself not where I was before when I really needed to get to something is a great mood booster. Highly recommended.

[not that he's...all that pleasant anyway]

auto_enthusiast October 6 2011, 03:29:45 UTC

It sounds exciting to me.

[Don't mind that engine revving nearby in the background of his audio, don't mind it at all...]

shutupcaboose October 6 2011, 21:58:02 UTC

I've got all the excitement I think I can take right now.

voice; fogginurworlds October 6 2011, 03:41:22 UTC

You seem very chipper today, sir.

[TROLLOLOLOLOL~]

voice; shutupcaboose October 6 2011, 22:04:05 UTC

Yeah, this whole kidnapping thing has me feeling fan-fucking-tastic.

voice; fogginurworlds October 7 2011, 00:03:49 UTC

[He sounds a bit confused by this, but he thinks he might understand.]

Ah, you're not supposed to be here either, right? It's weird, I tell people I'm from Japan, and they act like I'm crazy!

voice; shutupcaboose October 12 2011, 21:40:36 UTC

...Maybe you are. Ever think about that?

Video gumshoewizard October 6 2011, 03:57:28 UTC

Your lexicon is impressive.

[Sup Church, sitting here, maskless, fiddling with a Rubic's Cube over the PORTAL.]

You're either military or police, I guessing.

audio; shutupcaboose October 8 2011, 11:38:06 UTC

[hasn't noticed the whole mask-not-mask thing yet!]

It serves me well, and I like to think I serve it well, too. And if we're talking about the human race, I serve that as well - awesomely. [IT'S NOT USER ERROR. SOMEONE KEEPS MESSING WITH HIS EQUIPMENT, HE SWEARS.]

So how'd you know I was military? Man, I should have lied and said I was a baby sitter or something. ...Yeah, that's not a lie.

audio; gumshoewizard October 8 2011, 11:44:29 UTC

You like serving, huh?

[Casually flipping the Rubix's Cube around, he raises an eyebrow.]

Not hard, that kind of seething, focused rage met with that vocabulary can only come from a public service job. Your gun sort of narrowed it down.

audio; shutupcaboose October 12 2011, 21:53:41 UTC

[kind of creepy] I didn't say I liked it...