001 α AUDIO | DAY
This is bullshit. Absolute. Goddamn. Bullshit.
You mean to tell me that I risked my life [there he goes again, talking as if he's human] just to end up in a stupid dump [only because it's not where he wants to be]?
[he changes into a more mocking tone] Hey, it's not like this guy's life doesn't suck ass anyway, so let's add insult to injury and make it ten - no, fucking twenty- times harder than it ever needed to be because we're fucking assholes and that's how we do shit. [back to his normal, frustrated tone!] Yeah, well, you guys suck. All of you. Whoever you are. Don't think I'm talking about you? Well I am. Asshole.
This is getting old, you know. Hey Church, we need you to go to this place and do this thing and spend your time around people you hate and fuck you, douchebag. I've had it, seriously! This is stopping right the fuck now. I don't know why I'm here, and at this point I don't even fucking care. I didn't sign up for this, and I'm not gonna do whatever it is you want me to do, so you might as well just take me back. Baaaack. As in...[stupid suicidal mission fuck this alpha shit] not here. Wherever here is...
...Whatever, I'll find my own way back, assholes.
My life blows.
You mean to tell me that I risked my life [there he goes again, talking as if he's human] just to end up in a stupid dump [only because it's not where he wants to be]?
[he changes into a more mocking tone] Hey, it's not like this guy's life doesn't suck ass anyway, so let's add insult to injury and make it ten - no, fucking twenty- times harder than it ever needed to be because we're fucking assholes and that's how we do shit. [back to his normal, frustrated tone!] Yeah, well, you guys suck. All of you. Whoever you are. Don't think I'm talking about you? Well I am. Asshole.
This is getting old, you know. Hey Church, we need you to go to this place and do this thing and spend your time around people you hate and fuck you, douchebag. I've had it, seriously! This is stopping right the fuck now. I don't know why I'm here, and at this point I don't even fucking care. I didn't sign up for this, and I'm not gonna do whatever it is you want me to do, so you might as well just take me back. Baaaack. As in...[stupid suicidal mission fuck this alpha shit] not here. Wherever here is...
...Whatever, I'll find my own way back, assholes.
My life blows.