[Guess who thinks this is all bullshit? Alec does. He's sitting on his bed in his house with the PORTAL in hand just dicking around because he can't take this for its worth.]
Tits. Tits and Ass. T&A.
I wonder how much this P.O.S. would go for on the street. Maybe a dub? Maybe two?
[He stops typing after that and just sighs long and low.] What the hell's up with this no talking crap?