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[toiletpapergod]

[Beneath his mask, Anubis is looking simultaneously very confused and very put off. It’s not a particularly pleasant look.]

Well, as if this situation wasn’t weird enough already this papyrus scroll I woke up with just turned into some sort of scrying device. [He stops and looks thoughtful for a moment, as if he needs a bit longer to let that

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[cyprian_swan]

Mmm. It is a city of dreams, love. We're not on Earth, as best as anyone can tell.

[toiletpapergod]

Dreams? So this is all a dream then?

...And I'm guessing we aren't able to leave? [He already knows this really, since he tried. But he needs to hear someone say it before he'll accept it.]

[cyprian_swan]

Not quite. This city is built on dreams and one can dream up most anything they wish.

Oh, no. Once you are here, you cannot leave. I've been here for six months now.

[toiletpapergod]

That's--that's some magic.

[sigh.] That's what I thought. But six months? That's not good. I have work to do.

video;

[itaidakimasu]

In order: yes, yes, and this should help.

{Sending PromGuide.doc}

[toiletpapergod]

Thanks, that does help. Even if I still not thrilled about it.

[itaidakimasu]

I'm sorry. Very few--if any--people are, though.

[toiletpapergod]

I can't imagine they would be. But unless it's your fault I don't know why you're apologizing.

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[pale_capslock]

NO, NOT THE DUAT.

[toiletpapergod]

Yeah. That is what I just said. [wary stare]

[pale_capslock]

[ Aww, don't you recognize him? ]

I THOUGHT IWOULD CONFIRM.

[toiletpapergod]

[Oh he does. He was just. Caught off guard.]

Well any doubt has definitely been erased now.

You're here too, then? There is going to be some serious back up getting into the next life.

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[solarpurpura]

[Hello, Housemate. You had her at papyrus.]

You will find death rather impotent here, if you expected the Duat.

[toiletpapergod]

I was starting to gather that. I'm going to be...out of place here.

that is a very sad face D:

[solarpurpura]

[She tilts her head curiously.]

I'm sorry. Who are you?

he is a woobie when it comes to feeling like an outcast :<

[toiletpapergod]

I'm usually called Anubis.

[iwasason]

As you already know, your home is very far away. You can't escape this place.

[toiletpapergod]

Yes I've already had it thoroughly explained to me. But please, feel free to be redundant.

[iwasason]

You look too young to be a "god." [Yes those are air quotes. Deal with it.]

[toiletpapergod]

That's because time doesn't pass normally where I'm from.

[He could prove it to you easily enough, but I'm afraid he doesn't rise to bait quite that easily.]