[The PORTAL turns on to reveal Ned in the Pie Hole, working on a pie with at least five other pies on the same counter waiting to be put in the oven. Unaware of what the PORTAL was other than something like a cellular device, he had set it aside and decided to ignore it for the time being. For now, he is mumbling to himself and sighing repeatedly.
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Her lace-gloved hand delicately knocked at the door before she entered the pie shop, her eyes flitting around as she took in the scenery like a child in a toy shop. Her lips curled as she caught sight of the pie maker.
Closing the lace parasol, she left it by the door and picked up the hem of her skirt as to enter the shop a little farther.]
You have very skilled hands, cher.
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Swallowing, he tries remaining calm about what's going on.]
Hi -- yes, thank you. Look, if you wouldn't mind telling me where I am and who you are and what's going on right now because I'd really appreciate some kind of knowledge on this whole ordeal.
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I am afraid, cher, that I do not know much more than the very basics. I do not know what is going on... But you are in... ah... what did they call it? Some kind of dream world? I am afraid I know not much more than that.
[She holds out her hand daintily, expecting a breath on her knuckles in the very least.] I am Musetta... and I could not help but come inside. It smells absolutely divine in here.
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Does it have a name?
[He glances down to her hand before looking back at her rather pleadingly.]
Ned. It's -- it's nice to meet you.
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What is that -- ]
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stumbling back into the freezers like a boss yep]
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You're no Digby but maybe you could just do me a favor and try and understand what I'm trying to tell you which is --
[He didn't know what to say. 'Leave'? 'Get out'?]
How did you even get in here?
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Only, he's freaking out.]
Who are you and where am I? I know this is my shop but I don't know what's outside.
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[There's a small pause.]
Promenade? But -- the Pie Hole -- why is it here?
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Just now, apparently.
[He grins sheepishly before it disappears.]
So we're in a place called Promenade?
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Oh! And you have to wear a mask during the day if you go outside. And you can't talk at night. You use telepathy instead. They call it...something odd here. Teneka, or something.
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Can you imagine a person here?
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He might be staring, out of habit. Also out of habit, he might be trying to work out how he's going to steal one.]
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Hello?
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Hi.
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No. That wasn't possible. But being here wasn't possible either, so Ned didn't know what to think. He'd heard plenty from others, so he'd ... just play it cool.]
Can I help you?
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