...so I accidentally packed a pair of his pants in my bag, and they're those stupid Slytherin green ones with the light green snakes on them, and if I didn't know myself better I'd think I was sitting here sniffling over a stupid sodding pair of underpants.

I hate my life.

( It was past noon the next day when they finally roused themselves, and even then they didn’t move to get out of bed, save to use the loo, and once to retrieve the note that Kelly had slipped under the door while they slept, which granted them the weekend off, and warned them not to wear each other out too much, under which instruction she had drawn a little smiley face with a raised brow. )

Harry woke up with a gasp and a shudder, his body cold with sweat, and couldn’t remember when he tried what he’d been dreaming about. In recent weeks the nightmares he’d been having since childhood had seemed to be subsiding, which made this one, lost to him as it was, even more unsettling. It seemed like forever since he’d woken in such a blind ( Read more... )

He was the first one in the camp to see sunlight that day, his forehead pressed against the cool glass of the window in the room he and Draco shared. It had been a long night for Harry Potter; he hadn't been to sleep even though he'd turned the lights off and got into bed ten o'clock the previous night, and since two in the morning he'd been ( Read more... )

I do not like gnomes. I thought those beastly little plaster things Aunt Petunia kept in the front garden were horrid, not to mention ugly, but I have been proven wrong. Magic gnomes are worse. And uglier. This afternoon I was almost grievously injured by one of the potato-headed little sods when I unsuspectingly agreed to de-gnome the flowerbeds ( Read more... )

Hear ye, hear ye ( Read more... )

Supposing ( Read more... )

Calling our NEWTS NEWTS is actually rather deceptive, because the name tends to remind one of other things that are pleasant and amphibious and made of chocolate, when they are not at all like chocolate frogs and are rather more like ruddy great harbingers of bloody Death and Doom ( Read more... )

NOT GAY.

That is all.

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