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[iloatheyouall]

Although I'm sure my numerous doting admirers were positively distraught with worry in my absence, you can all rest assured that no harm has befallen me. After some much-needed Alone Time, I have arrived at three rather important conclusions, some more obvious than others. I've compiled a list of these conclusions to better help myself accept and

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[boogiedownvince]

WHOOOSHHH MILLICENT YOU PRETTY SNOWFLAKE YOUUUU.

[iloatheyouall]

Fly like an eagle, etc. etc.

[boogiedownvince]

I LIKE GREEN THOUGH,MY AGIRLFIREIDN HASA HGREBEN BRAAAASASA NDSHEIS BEAUTIFULAAAAAAA.

ANDSHEIS AGIARRRRL.

MY BRAINA ISA GSHASKING MIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNTTTTT.

[iloatheyouall]

I had gathered that she was.

Is it supposed to do that?

[waitingfortom]

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER THAT WAY IT'S GROSS TO TALK ABOUT MY STUPID IMMATURE BROTHER THAT WAY EW EW EW!

[iloatheyouall]

Hm. Perhaps you should look into some anger management classes, Ginevra Weasley?

[waitingfortom]

Perhaps you should look into some breast management solutions, Millicent Bulstrode?

Something to manage your delusions?

Something to manage your stalking?

My anger is not misplaced!

[iloatheyouall]

My breasts are fine.

I am remarkably clear of mind. My inner poise is enviable.

The art of Stalkery is a noble one indeed.

Sure, Ginevra Weasley. That's what they all say.

[paparazzi_colin]

You've been neglecting your stalking duties Millicent.

[iloatheyouall]

Have not.

[paparazzi_colin]

Oh really???

[iloatheyouall]

Yes.

[deanosovirtuoso]

What a beautiful metaphor.

[iloatheyouall]

I like to think so.

[grrgoyle]

No note.
No warning.
Not even a goodbye, I love you, Goyle!!

For all I knew, you could have went and aligned yourself with the side of light! You could have converted!! The Jesus men could have gotten their evil way with you!

Already Millie- I have plastered half of hogwarts with these signs!:

[deranged_gofer]

Well, after looking very, very hard at the picture there, I realised I have indeed seen that witch! I'll contact you the next time I bump into her.

-Eric

[waitingfortom]

Hey G--uh, Eric! It's the redheaded girl.

Let's play a game! You can pretend to be somebody named George. People will keep calling you George, and you can act like that's your name. Insist that you're named George. So all of us, um, nice redheads can laugh about people falling for it and calling you George.

It's not as fun as dungbomb marbles, but think of it as a mind game!

[deranged_gofer]

Hello, redheaded girl!

What are dungbomb marbles? I don't know about mind games, either. They can be awfully challenging. But just for you nice redheads, I might give it a try.

Cheerio!
-Eri... GEORGE!

PS. Jolly good fun, this is!