Norway Legacy 4.5
Last time:
- Maja found out she was pregnant again. She gave birth later in the update to a boy named Nils. Nils luckily was not a toilet baby even though she broke her water over the toilet.
- Kai gave Al life lessons, and Jacob gave Vanja life lessons. All were made with various success.
- Sam drank from the bar and the hay bale went D:.
- Camilla tried to kill people. This didn't help the relationships in the house, particularly with Kai.
- Maja was the worst vegetarian ever. She ate meat three times last update.
- Kai upgraded a lot of shit, then relaxed in the hot tub after he upgraded at least five objects in the house. And then took up mixology.
- Sam met with a shady politician named Jeffery that harbored a crush on him. He then tried to sabotage Sam after Sam rejected his advances.
- Ghost!Jeannie visited for the first time! She jumped on the trampoline and talked with her great-grandchild Jacobine.
- Jacobine had a vampire child from school named Belisama come over to her house. She was a match for Camilla, IMHO.
- Jacobine swam in someone's pool after school, then went home to eat Goopy Carbonara.
- Jacob did more makeovers, and got promoted at the very end of the update.
Now, onward to the update!
Hey everyone! Have a spam of Jacobine doing her homework!
Jacobine: Bed time, please. *lip wibble*
This will be taken care of. Each generations' couple gets heir portraits, anyways...
Kai likes his newest grandchild.
But Nils, maybe not so much.
Holy crap! I haven't seen someone put the baby on the ground since Sims 2! :o
Maja randomly got off the bed, picked up Al, and then took him to watch TV in Kai and Sam's room. O...kay...?
Jacob then decided to take Al from Maja and teach him how to walk. While Jacobine and Camilla were sleeping.
Jacobine: *bleary* Buhhh...? What is going on? Too many bright lights and toddler babbling...
Maja then decides to break out the guitar, having nothing else to do. Obviously.
Hi Jeannie! This is her second haunting in the same sim-week.
I hadn't seen Oslo since we moved into the house, so I wondered if it was because the guitar being in the way of his urn.
So I moved his guitar to the side just in case.
I swear the only two or three I've seen for traits parents want are genius or good/evil.
illusion_sims: Hey Kai, where are you going?
Kai: I'm sneaking into the kitchen to scare Camilla! I wanna make her piss her pants! Hahahaha!
Camilla: Where do you think YOU'RE going, Master Kai? /:-|
Kai: Um... shit. Well... you're a bitch!!! *runs away*
Camilla: *sigh*
Kai: Hey, Vanja, if Camilla asks you anything about me, say that I didn't call her a b...a bad word.
Vanja: Grannnddpaaa, I'm in the middle of something here... *blush*
Party time! There are four birthdays today, one for each child. Might as well get it over with!
That is an oddly specific want... o.O. And Belisama actually looks normal in that icon...
Lots of cake. They aren't going to starve for the next month.
Oh, and Jacob wanted some jams, so I bought them a fancy stereo.
First birthday for baby Nils!
What the fuck? The first candles haven't been blown out yet!
Kai: Yay Nils! *cheerleads*
Nils' birthday was not a popular event. At least he won't remember it most likely?
Here's the cutie after he grew up. He aged up bald like his siblings, btw.
Three-Star Alan Stanley: Hey, hey guys! I think there's a party in here!
Glad to know people are finally catching onto the reason why they all showed up to the Norway household in the first place.
Belisama is not pleased with Three-Star Alan Stanley.
Jacob: WOO PAR-TAY! *windey windey*
Three-Star Alan Stanley: Oh my God! I love birthdays! *squee*
Kai: *shows off his sexy old man body in his blue argyle cardigan to the camera*
Jacobine now has approached the cake!
She is not sure about why Camilla has to be in such close proximity to her, even though they do share a bedroom.
Jacobine: I wish Camilla would just... learn about personal space. *blows out candles*
Jacobine: Time to grow up! :D \o/
Jacobine: Annnndd another toddler around to ruin my life.
She apparently wished to have the ability to dress like a whore, too.
Yes, this was my makeover. She aged much more modestly. I figured it would be very fitting of her new "inappropriate" trait.
Vladimir: Mmmm. Vladimir like cake.
Yeah, Nils pretty much crashed the party.
Vanja: Ah...ahCHOO! Stupid sparkles.
Vanja: What up, homies?
Vanja: I need to meet a vampire, stat!
Vladimir: Yes?
Vanja: Hi! :)
Vladimir: Okay, yo'ure kind of cute. Even though you're not a vampire.
Vanja's stats. She got the Couch Potato trait, which wasn't my choice. Apparently if you don't teach all three toddler skills (she got taught like, 2.75 of them because I was lazy and I figured that might be good enough), you don't get to choose the trait. Lame.
What the hell would they be gossiping about? The birthday cake he just ate and commented about?
Jacobine: So.. tired... of cake. Do we really have more birthday to do??
Last birthday (finally!), with Alfred.
Al: Put me down! You smell, daddy! :(
The transformation ensues...
Alfred becomes more Asian than I thought he could be, so I gave him a very Asian makeover. Yup. I actually got to choose his trait, so I gave him the family trait of Kleptomania.
The twins' new bedroom, since they obviously can't sleep in cribs anymore.
This was Al's first want, too. Wtf.
He's REALLY nerdy. Not helping with the Asian sterotypes.
Vladimir: Vladimir like guitar... :D
Vladimir: ...Yes?
Al: Hi! :D
Vladimir: Why is every single child gathering around me like flies at this party? I thought I was supposed to scare children, not fascinate them! I blame Twilight. Bah. ...Hi. How are you?
Al: Do you sparkle?
Vladimir: *sigh*
Vladimir: *walks away*
Al: He's SO cool!
The main difference between the twins: Vanja is lazy as hell...
And Al is... not. He's athletic like many generations before him.
Meanwhile, Jacobine just wants to steal shit.
Jacobine: I'm going to rob the party store. That's inappropriate, right?
Vanja: Why the hell are you asking me? I don't care. I just care about Thursday nights on NBC.
Jacobine: Way to be supportive.
Vanja: You want support? Well, here you go, whoopdie fucking doo, you're going to be a future petty thief! *thumbs up* Keep up the good work, ho!
Jacobine: Thanks! I was going for the "criminal ho" look. :)
It's time for watch Jacob give a shit ton of makeovers! Yay!
Angry vampire: You! You suck at making over vampires!
Jacob: *forced grin* No worries, I've gotten much better since then! And how badly can I fuck up accessories?
Angry vampire: Fine, go ahead.
I gave him some sunglasses and an earring. Let's see how this goes. Oh, and I didn't get the picture of his reaction, but he didn't like it. -_-
All the gold spikey-bordered icons are all the places he has requests for makeovers.
Request number 2.
One day I do want to try that. But so far I don't want to. He needs to get promoted to get his LTW first. Then he can sabotage makeovers. :D
At first I thought I accidentally clicked "give bad makeover" but it turns out this was his actual original outfit he wanted me to fix. >.>
What is with the men in this town and long-ass eyelashes??
His new gym clothes. Pretty spiffy if I don't say so myself. :D This is one he did like!
Jacob: Woo! I am AWESOME! *cheer, fistpump*
Big-ass makeover time!
Everyday.
Formal.
Nightwear.
Activewear.
Swimwear.
Kirby: I'm one hot bitch! *puts finger on butt, sizzling noise is made*
illusion_sims and Jacob: ...WTF?
Yay! Go Jacob! :D
I had Jacob stop by to pick up his award while he was out on the town.
Shortly after this, Sam got promoted to the top of the medical career. This is the most successful he's been at any career.
Jacob crashed a party and offered an ambush makeover for a person he wasn't preassigned to make over. Her name is Lala. Yes, Lala. Two "la"s.
Her everyday.
Her formal. And why yes, I really like that hat style. :D
PJs.
Activewear.
Swimwear.
Lala: *sizzlebutt*
Weirdly skinned vampire. Who is kind of hot. >.>
Hot Vampire: There's nothing in the fridge for me to eat.... not even Tru Blood. :(
Another hot vampire with sexy fishnets is upstairs.
Non-vampire girl: Why is there a fridge upstairs?
This was the guy I was supposed to give a makeover to. Enjoy his new hair, even though you don't know what his old hair looks like.
They bonded on their love for the outdoors.
Guy: *buttsizzle for the fifty billionth time this night*
Jacob: I'm a stylist SUPASTAR! :D
Guy: You are pretty awesome, I'll recommend you to my friends!
Jacob: Well, thank you! I am well aware of my awesome. STYLIST SUPASTAR! *Molly Shannon Superstar Pose*
Now the beginnings of OLD MAN ACTION!
Kai: I will create the perfect plan to DESTROY YOU IN FOOZBALL! MUHAHAHAHA! It will involve paint! I don't know how that will work! ....MUAHAHAHAHA!
Sam apparently decides he wants to be around Kai's crazy more often. And plus he got his LTW a LONNNGGG time ago (to have a shit-ton in net worth or something like that) and as much as he likes money, the Norways are not honestly hurting for funds.
Sam: You fool! Your plan is ludacris and it will be your old butt I will be kicking! Ahaha!
Apparently talking down to him turns Kai on.
Kai: I will make you wish you never been born! ...But then I'll be sad because I really like you. :(
I think Kai has softened over the years.
Sam! Rescue Nils from the Chair of Death by Flies!
Sam: Seriously, what is up with that chair?
Sam: I'm tired of cleaning it!
*snort*
Oh yes, I had Sam look at a galaxy and what he discovered reminded me of Five Dollar Footlongs. It is very dirty. ;D
Apparently all this talk about things in random galaxies that have dirty names turns Kai on.
Sam: Art? ART ART ARTY ART??????!!! :D
Kai: Whoa, whoa, not so much art, please.
Sam: B..b..b... *whimper* art.... *slump*
But the conversation went back to Five Dollar Footlong and all was well.
Sam: Hug?
Kai: Sure, what the hell?
Sam: Aww, and this is even better with music... it almost makes me want to slow dance...
Kai: No.... no.
Sam: Oh, so you want to do something more... romantic? ;)
Kai: Maaayyybe... ;)
Jacobine: Um.... ew!
**Obnoxious kissing noises*
Jacobine: EWWWWWWWWW
Kai: I may not like slow dancing, but I like doing this dance! *Vogues*
Sam: I perfer the "gotta pee" dance.
Jacobine: I'm going to take this leftover birthday cake and eat it in my room. I'd rather be around that evil robot instead of these two sappy sacks of wrinkles.
**More obnoxious kissing noises**
Vanja: Ewwwwwwww.... I think I will be eating this cake by the TV... but our only TV is in their room... which they probably will be wanting to use soon.......ewwwwwwwwww.
Kai: Bed?
Sam: Bed. :)
And we end with old men in action, of course. (Again.)
Yay! I finished this before the week ended. Hope you enjoyed your first two-updates-in-a-week update in a while!
I hope to get 4.6 up sometime next week. No idea when, because I haven't played any of 4.6 yet. >.>
<3 illusion_sims