[ Rule 04 ] [ Punishment - DECOY ] [ Audio / English ]

[ilikesoap]

[The comm cracks on and Tyler's voice is heard. And doesn't he sound amused.]

Rubber ship~ Rubber ship!~ Ruuuubber shiiip~

[In the background one might hear tapping. Tyler is touching every inanimate thing in his reach and turning it to rubber.]

Rubber ship! This punishment is kinda fun you kno--

[Pause.]

Jack? The hell are you doing man?

[He

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[hadalotofsugar]

[Blind King is blind and so it takes him a while to respond, but he does find the 'audio' button eventually.]

Hey, you get the ship all turned to rubber, let me know. It won't hurt as much when I run into things, man.

[ilikesoap]

So far, so good.

And with two of us working on it, it'll go faster.

[hadalotofsugar]

Say hi to Jack Sprat for me, then, and tell him to hurry up. Chop chop!

[No idea who Jack is, he's never met him or Tyler before.]

[ilikesoap]

Tell him yourself!

[Comm fumbles between hands.]

What? Hello?

[...It's the exact same voice.]

[meinxxherz]

Jack?

Man, are--are you drunk again?

[Herz assumes he's hanging out with 'Jak', or maybe hallucination the elf...or another Jack. He's no clue what's actually going on.]

[ilikesoap]

Oddly enough, this situation is proving entertaining enough without the addition of alcohol.

...Is that you kid? How's the hand?

[He sounds far too amused for what he's asking about.]

[meinxxherz]

It's...better.

[ilikesoap]

[The comm drops away for a moment but you can still hear what's being said.]

Wait. You really do know Herz? Tyler?! Hey! Where the hell are you going?

[Footsteps. He's running now, still tapping everything in sight.]

I dunno man. You're the one that fought him.

[Into the comm once more, speaking with enthusiasm.]

Well isn't that just peachy!

[axemeaquestion]

... Jack?

[LET'S INTRODUCE HER TO THE WHOLE TYLER THING OR... SOMETHING.]

[ilikesoap]

Haaah! Yeah!

Tyler's here too!

[And don't they sound happy!]

[axemeaquestion]

Hold up. Who's Tyler?

[ilikesoap]

Oh come on. Don't tell me you haven't heard of me? That hurts.

[There's a laugh and the sound of something falling. The thud of something large and... rubber hitting the ground is heard in the background.]

[metharchy]

[Meth is in the buffet working. That's not really surprising.

She did however pause at the sound of Tyler's voice on the comms chanting "Rubber ship" over and over again.]

Do I even want to know what it is you're doing now?

[ilikesoap]

[Tyler snorts.]

What, you gonna come and give me some lip about it?

[Oho he's hilarious isn't he?]

Who's that?

[Background Jack is curious. Tyler knows a girl? Oh my!]

[metharchy]

[Oh deities.]

I don't think so. Rubber doesn't exactly bring me running, Tyler...

[...wait was there someone else there?]

[ilikesoap]

It's none of your concern.

[Speaking into the comm once more.]

I dunno. You might like what I've done to the place. The last time I made alterations to your decorating you didn't seem too happy.

[Pause.]

At first anyway.

[shenghuanzhe]

Hey, Jack.

[ilikesoap]

Wrong answer.

[shenghuanzhe]

Ty-lerrrr.

[Kage is actually amused for the first time in days. He's been spending the last little while struggling to think of a reason why they shouldn't just lock down all the passenger decks and release a heapin' helpin' of chlorine gas through the vents. ]

You ain't bein' very subtle. Jack's gonna find out about you, man.

[ilikesoap]

Dude. Kage. It's cool.

He's right here.

[Hallucinations are a go~ Cue comm fumble.]

Hey Kage!