[ Rule 04 ] [ Punishment - DECOY ] [ Audio / English ]

[ilikesoap]

[The comm cracks on and Tyler's voice is heard. And doesn't he sound amused.]

Rubber ship~ Rubber ship!~ Ruuuubber shiiip~

[In the background one might hear tapping. Tyler is touching every inanimate thing in his reach and turning it to rubber.]

Rubber ship! This punishment is kinda fun you kno--

[Pause.]

Jack? The hell are you doing man?

[He

Comments

[hadalotofsugar]

[Blind King is blind and so it takes him a while to respond, but he does find the 'audio' button eventually.]

Hey, you get the ship all turned to rubber, let me know. It won't hurt as much when I run into things, man.

[ilikesoap]

So far, so good.

And with two of us working on it, it'll go faster.

[hadalotofsugar]

Say hi to Jack Sprat for me, then, and tell him to hurry up. Chop chop!

[No idea who Jack is, he's never met him or Tyler before.]

[ilikesoap]

Tell him yourself!

[Comm fumbles between hands.]

What? Hello?

[...It's the exact same voice.]

assuming you don't want Jack to be told lmfao

[hadalotofsugar]

[....Okay. King can play along. He totally thinks this is 'Tyler' fucking with him, and it seems like something King would do too.]

Heya, I was telling your friend there to tell you to hurry up and make the boat safe for us cripples.

trying to hold off as long as I can but if it comes up then it comes up XD

[ilikesoap]

Yeah, I will!

[Another comm fumble.]

What floor are you on pal? We'll bring the path of rubber to you.

well thankfully this guy is a dork so

[hadalotofsugar]

[Oh back to 'Tyler' now are we.]

You guys must be brothers.

And Deck 6, but its not really a priority. Considering I'm happily naked right now.

[Is he joking? Who knows.]

|D

[ilikesoap]

Blind and naked hm? And now the whole ship knows.

Don't worry man. I'm naked too.

[The same question goes for this guy. Both of him. More comm fumbling.]

We're on 7. Won't be too long before your door is all rubber and safe for blind nudists.

[hadalotofsugar]

Awesome; lets get a few more chicks and we can have a nudist colony.

[King snorts.]

I can hardly contain myself.

that King icon always makes me think ~*~JAZZ HANDS ~*~

[ilikesoap]

The Naked Deck. Please remove pants before continuing.

[Tyler doesn't know who you are King, but he likes you.]

..../goes to add those keywords

[hadalotofsugar]

Pants may be folded and taken by the cute naked blonde, and will returned at time of exit.

[King likes this Tyler guy as well. Its hard to find people who appreciate his humor 8( ]

We hope you enjoy your stay on the Naked Deck. Don't mind the blind guy who ends up groping you; he doesn't mean it. Really.

re-tag. with my brain actually working a bit this time <<;

[ilikesoap]

[Tyler snorts with laughter. Why yes, he will actually be putting up a sign saying all of this at some point.]

I think we're onto something here... what did you say your name was again?

<33333

[hadalotofsugar]

[King will totally help put up the sign. Or draw attention to it.]

I think we should rename all the decks in this vein...

Hannibal King. And you'd be..... Well, one of you 'two' is Jack, and the other?

[ilikesoap]

Oh man. This is nuts.

[The comm is excitedly passed to the other(?).]

Call me Tyler. Tyler Durden.

[hadalotofsugar]

No, this is cashews.

[Lame pun is lame, and King has nothing but time to listen to the comm get fumbled.]

Well, Tyler and Jack Durden, [Look you're a married couple.. in the same body...] when you get up here give me a buzz, and I'll know its safe to go out flapping in the breeze.

[ilikesoap]

[Comm fumbles dramatically. Someone is eager to have his say.]

Whoa. Hang on a second.

It's Tyler Durden. And Jack. None of this Jack Durden shit.