Doors.

[ilikemytie]

"I need to be away from my stifling home environment."

"How could home be stifling? It's never stifled you."

"I know - here's an example - doors."

"Doors?"

Doors are very stifling."

"How are doors stifling?"

"Inside the house here, the bathrooms have no doors, and it's a liberating feeling to be in them, it really is. Doors are nothing more than flat

Comments

[gracewanderer]

Please tell me you're posting this ironically. Whoever wrote that is an idiot.

[ilikemytie]

it's from this awesome book that I am reading right now. I am seriously laughing on every other page! I don't know how to even describe it. It's like a slice of life - you know, if your slice was a racioactive turnip turnover.

[gracewanderer]

I LOVE radioactive turnip turnovers!

Another FANTASTIC Book Quote

[ilikemytie]

Dad was moaning drunk when we go there. Steve asked me to help drag Dad into Steve's Touareg.

I said, "Not until you tell me where we're taking him."

"A recording studio. We need to get Ronald [McDonald]'s voice tracks laid down. Your booze-soaked heartsick dad is the dream voice for Ronald we've been searching for. I'm paying my own money for the sound session."

"What if he pukes in the back seat?" I said.

"He won't Members of the Greatest Generation never puke. They just internalize their nausea, then squeeze it out in the form of freeway infrastructure and tightly indexed pension plans."