"I want to take a photo of that sentence." - Halley during a crazy bonfire party during the 4th of July

"Children do not give up their innate imagination, curiosity, dreaminess easily, you have to love them to get them to do that." - R. D. Laing

"You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish." - character Burt Holloway from 2002's Secretery, a film by Steven Shainberg

"My feet are really cold. I was thinking about getting my socks out, but then I would just have cold feet in socks." - Halley, while watching a movie with Nathan in their apartment with NO heat.

GAIA: "How's it hanging my other forth testicle?"

ME: "Four? I don't even know what I would do with one!"

On the Topic of What to Make For Supper:

Halle to Nate: "I don't want to do anything, unless you want to go to the grocery store. I don't want to go alone. I'm really depressed and liable to buy only ice cream and red vines."

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"So Easy to Find, in the Event of a Zombie Attack, We'd be the First Ones Killed!"

"I need to be away from my stifling home environment."

"How could home be stifling? It's never stifled you."

"I know - here's an example - doors."

"Doors?"

Doors are very stifling."

"How are doors stifling?"

"Inside the house here, the bathrooms have no doors, and it's a liberating feeling to be in them, it really is. Doors are nothing more than flat ( Read more... )

+ MIRTHFUL MOMENT OF THE DAY
I was driving Eun to school this morning, we were listening to the radio. Typical morning. That song by the Proclaimers was playing. You know the one. And, as we're listening and driving, Eun turns to me and asks, "Are they speaking English?"