kimi: but you love me.
Jess: goodnight
i do
K:yes. you do.
j: bunches
k: a lot.
j:like..
k: more than cake i might think
j: a buttload...well..i wouldnt go that far
k: i would.ha
j: unless u shosw up covered in frosting

it's amazing how conversations between me and kimi start out so well and end up here ( Read more... )

Sometimes me and Kimi do MadLibs....

We the boobies of the United States, in order to erect a more perfect leopluradon (see: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280260), establish mexicans, insure smelly tranquility, provide for the common farts, promote the general ( Read more... )

-if you haven't downloaded the trial of adobe lightroom and you store any amount of digital photos, i highly suggest it. it will literally save you hours. GLORIOUSSSSSSSSS! i'm a fan ( Read more... )

before i get drunk i'd like to put these up as me and my hetero life mate discuss such things cause i'll probably forget them ( Read more... )

wii is the greatest thing on the planet ( Read more... )

injured body part: check.
disgusting illness: check.
horrible freak accident involving family member: check and check.
work on the eve: check.
yeeeeeeep. sounds like christmas to me.

so i'm pretty sure that my foot is broken.
thanks desk!
grrrrrrr.

i like best buds and butt tattoos and gingerbread estates.
i hate work and bad knees and stupid people.
put that in your pipe and smoke it.

today is my last day of the semester.
waaaaaaaahhhoooooooooooooo!