oh for love or entrepneurship?
it's amazing how conversations between me and kimi start out so well and end up here:
Kimi:9:40 PM
"are you a gay or bi man recovering from meth?"
Jess: yes actally. i am. that just made my day.
Kimi: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/vol/266859694.html
right there
that's what you do.
j: ahahah.i should.
k: 8 grand. no more credit card debt and a partial down payment on a car.,
j: I WISH!
k: SEEKING A DONOR OF FRENCH/GERMAN/IRISH/SCOTTISH HERITAGE. thats mee!
DONORS OF JEWISH or CHINESE HERITAGE ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! thats you
j: hahahaha. italian/german/irish/czech
why do i fit that perfectly?
k: i'm dying over here.
seriously.
j: whyyyyyyy? college background is a plus
hahaha
they want well educated eggs?
9:45 PM
man
my eggs went to school
they're artsy
they come with berets
we meet all the requirements.
k: yeah.. mine too
i think we can find more money elsewhere though
j: are big tits a factor?
man
i think i have good eggs.
we have sick ass eggs
hahaha
they are actually looking for lithuanian eggs. who needs that? i don't
k: could you put that on your resume?
egg donor?
j:hahah. i wouldnt
k: that kinda screams, i'm poor
j: one would think i'm poor translates into "hire me"
k: perhaps. but it also says "hey i'm not going to pop any out in the near future, so i'll be here for awhile"
9:50 PM
j: see? its a good thing then
k: seriously. think about it. sell your eggs.. four five times.im thinking downpayment for a house. two new toyota corollas.
j: OR you can sell you baby and pay off a house!
k:hmph.that works too
j: hahahh
k: i think it's easier to pass off an egg
then a baby
j: adopting white kids is quite profitable
k: haha. you are going to have asian palsy kids.
is that profitable? i'm sorry. you walked into that.
j: somebody might want my retarded korean baby
k:perhaps you are correct
or would they want a little nazi kimi?
korean vs. german
j:well i think korean kids are way cuter.
k:true.
j:and its not cause i look like sandra oh or anything
hahah
k: i have a baby from a sperm donor
and sell the baby
j: sell the baby
k: yes. "sell the baby" and buy a mansion.
Kimi:9:40 PM
"are you a gay or bi man recovering from meth?"
Jess: yes actally. i am. that just made my day.
Kimi: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/vol/266859694.html
right there
that's what you do.
j: ahahah.i should.
k: 8 grand. no more credit card debt and a partial down payment on a car.,
j: I WISH!
k: SEEKING A DONOR OF FRENCH/GERMAN/IRISH/SCOTTISH HERITAGE. thats mee!
DONORS OF JEWISH or CHINESE HERITAGE ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! thats you
j: hahahaha. italian/german/irish/czech
why do i fit that perfectly?
k: i'm dying over here.
seriously.
j: whyyyyyyy? college background is a plus
hahaha
they want well educated eggs?
9:45 PM
man
my eggs went to school
they're artsy
they come with berets
we meet all the requirements.
k: yeah.. mine too
i think we can find more money elsewhere though
j: are big tits a factor?
man
i think i have good eggs.
we have sick ass eggs
hahaha
they are actually looking for lithuanian eggs. who needs that? i don't
k: could you put that on your resume?
egg donor?
j:hahah. i wouldnt
k: that kinda screams, i'm poor
j: one would think i'm poor translates into "hire me"
k: perhaps. but it also says "hey i'm not going to pop any out in the near future, so i'll be here for awhile"
9:50 PM
j: see? its a good thing then
k: seriously. think about it. sell your eggs.. four five times.im thinking downpayment for a house. two new toyota corollas.
j: OR you can sell you baby and pay off a house!
k:hmph.that works too
j: hahahh
k: i think it's easier to pass off an egg
then a baby
j: adopting white kids is quite profitable
k: haha. you are going to have asian palsy kids.
is that profitable? i'm sorry. you walked into that.
j: somebody might want my retarded korean baby
k:perhaps you are correct
or would they want a little nazi kimi?
korean vs. german
j:well i think korean kids are way cuter.
k:true.
j:and its not cause i look like sandra oh or anything
hahah
k: i have a baby from a sperm donor
and sell the baby
j: sell the baby
k: yes. "sell the baby" and buy a mansion.