hm...

[ihatesuperglue]

why can't i be as happily in love as the woman in the VALTREX Herpes commercials?

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[johnbroadway03]

Do you honestly want to be so in love that you get herpes?

[ihatesuperglue]

well, she's obviously living with it! a little pill once a day?! and she's nearly outbreak free! besides, herpes doesn't hurt as bad as syphilis (so im told).

[johnbroadway03]

syphilis is awesome

[violetskylar]

well amanda... first you have to have sex with as many random people as possible. then you need to probe your yatch. then go to the gyno. where your yatch will get probed some more, and some other tests will be done. then finally, when you have been given the diagnosis of herpes, you can jump up and down for joy bc YOU get to take a pill once a day so YOU can continue to have sex with whomever you want.

:)

oh, btw i'll be at your house around 8:45 sat night

[ihatesuperglue]

yatch? o.O

[violetskylar]

vagina=yatch

[ihatesuperglue]

yeah, i kinda got that. where did you get that from?

[violetskylar]

a canadian

[ihatesuperglue]

god bless canadians. :)