Room 316, Morning

[ihatedenmark]

After spending a while at Fandom High, you start to accept that:

a) bizarre things can and will happen to you on a regular basis, and
b) the mornings after those bizarre things happen won't be pretty.

So when Hamlet woke up Saturday morning to discover a cakenschmooscher baseball bat covered in bits of cake, whipped cream, beet juice, and

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[the_merriest]

Rikku knocked on her big brother's door, wondering if he was playing the Bork guy again.

[ihatedenmark]

Hamlet finally dragged out of bed when he heard the knock on the door. After checking himself over once to make sure he was clean and dressed, he opened up the door to find his little sisters standing there.

"Hello Rikku," he said. "What brings you here?"

He started to vaguely remember seeing her yesterday. Did he ask her to get something?

[the_merriest]

Rikku bounced a little, waving. "Ohhh, you dropped the accent! That's a shame. I'm sorry I couldn't find a myooose. I mean moose. I looked all around town but this must not be a moose kind of area."

She beamed at him. "How've you been, anyway?"

[ihatedenmark]

Ooooooh, right. He'd sent her out to look for a chocolate moose. It seems like cupcake had given him an interest in puns.

"I had some bad cafeteria food, and went temporarily insane yesterday afternoon. Again." He smiled weakly back. "I'm sorry you had to see that, and spent time off on a quest because of me. You don't need to keep searching the island for a real moose, but I am still willing to make some mammal-free chocolate mousse with you if you're still interested."