Room 316, Morning
After spending a while at Fandom High, you start to accept that:
a) bizarre things can and will happen to you on a regular basis, and
b) the mornings after those bizarre things happen won't be pretty.
So when Hamlet woke up Saturday morning to discover a cakenschmooscher baseball bat covered in bits of cake, whipped cream, beet juice, and uncooked muffin batter lying by his bedside, his main reaction was just to groan and pull the sheets up over his head.
Maybe he could just pretend that yesterday never happened.
a) bizarre things can and will happen to you on a regular basis, and
b) the mornings after those bizarre things happen won't be pretty.
So when Hamlet woke up Saturday morning to discover a cakenschmooscher baseball bat covered in bits of cake, whipped cream, beet juice, and uncooked muffin batter lying by his bedside, his main reaction was just to groan and pull the sheets up over his head.
Maybe he could just pretend that yesterday never happened.