Voicemail, Room 603 [Open to all]

[ihatedenmark]

Hi, you've reached the personal voicemail of Hamlet. I'm not here right now because obviously I have far more important things to do with my time than to sit around and wait for ignorant peons to phone. If you simply must contact me, leave a message after the tone. If this is my Uncle Claudius, please do tell me how you are and where I can find you

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[girlzippo]

"Hi! I wanted to thank you for the dessert on Monday, and ask you along to play pool tonight at Fast Eddie's. Hopefully it'll be a bunch of people... Um, anyway, bring a date, if you want, or not, either's good, and I'm totally telling people you have the best cheesecake ever. Bye!"