Voicemail, Room 603 [Open to all]

[ihatedenmark]

Hi, you've reached the personal voicemail of Hamlet. I'm not here right now because obviously I have far more important things to do with my time than to sit around and wait for ignorant peons to phone. If you simply must contact me, leave a message after the tone. If this is my Uncle Claudius, please do tell me how you are and where I can find you

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[sith_happened]

"Hammie Hammie Hammie with green eggs and bacon"

*insane giggling*

*click*